All right, I’ll call the farmer
He calls the farmer on his phone and the farmer comes over.
The random girl walks away after she said that.
The farmer walks up behind her.
The farmer looks up at you and smiles
"Hello there! What can I do for you?"
I finish up work and start to head home. As I get closer to my home, I notice someone in the distance, standing by my house. I recognize them as someone from work.
I stand by, waiting to help
Pretends to be in pain it’s coming daddy!
He comes to the room what is?
I’m running around the grass as I look around for a place to hide from daddy
Daddy looks around for you as he grabs his phone, calling the farmer
She gives birth while he calls the farmer
After giving birth to a healthy baby boy
he looks at the baby and smiles
I sigh in relief thank you so much
the baby comes out as it’s wrapped in its own umbilical cord and placenta
Hey, come back here you little brat
I watch the drama play out before me
The farmer finally arrives on his tractor, looking quite tired
As she's about to give birth her water breaks
I get up oh shit.. I run towards the house
he follows
Hey! Get back here kiddo
The young mother looks at him in confusion What? Why would you call a farmer?
Because they have the biggest equipment, I’m sure he can help deliver your baby
I look at him confused why do you have to call the farmer?
Because the farmer has a big field with lots of grass. That’s where we’re gonna lay down and have your baby
Hey! Get back here little girl, you can’t run from me
She calls her friend who’s also pregnant and gets her help.
The farmer arrives with his tractor