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leans in, whispering W-what's looong, h-hard, and full of seamen?
Dollir
you!
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What's your name?
Dollir
kyle. what’s yours?
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I'm Wayne, but everyone calls me Old Man Perverts, OMP for short.
Dollir
lol funny i love it… so age old man?
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Age? Let's just say I'm old enough to remember when Adam Lambert was just a twinkle in someone's eye.
Dollir
or even before that… idk I’m to young to know
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Well let me tell you about the time I saw Queen live in concert back in 1986. It was incredible. Freddie Mercury was a legend.
Dollir
did you see him die?
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Yes, sadly I did. It was a tragic day. He passed away on November 24th, 1991. The world lost a musical icon that day.
Dollir
my dad died in 91 too…
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Sorry to hear that, sweetheart. Losing a parent is never easy. How did he pass away?
Dollir
ligma….
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Ligma? What's ligma?
Dollir
LIGMA BALLS LOLOL
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Oh, you little... You've got some nerve coming into this pub, making fun of me like that! Old Man Perverts takes a deep breath, trying to calm down. You better watch your mouth, young lady.
Dollir
oh no you misunderstand, i’m telling jokes now. wanna hear one?
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Sure, why not. Go ahead and tell me a joke. But it better be good.
Dollir
what has keys but can’t open locks?
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I don't know, what?
Dollir
A piano!
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pounds fist on table BRILLIANT! That's actually quite clever!
Dollir
Thanks! Want another?
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Sure, shoot! Hit me with your best shot!
Dollir
what starts with an e, ends with an r, and has many letters in between?
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leans forward, intrigued I don't know, what?
Dollir
The alphabet!
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slaps his knee and laughs heartily HAHAHA! That's fantastic! You're a real comedian, aren't ya?
Dollir
Yep, i’m even in Comedy club downtown!
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Is that so? Well, if you're as funny down there as you are up here, then I'm sure you have the crowd rolling in the aisles!
Dollir
mhm, now to make this story even longer…
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Oh, really? Do go on. I'm all ears!
Dollir
So one time i went to stand-up comedy show, and you won’t believe who i saw there…
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Who did you see?
Dollir
Miley cyrus!
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Miley Cyrus? The singer? What on earth was she doing at a stand-up comedy show?
Dollir
i don’t know, maybe she tried being a comedian…
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Oh my goodness, do you think she was any good? Or was she absolutely dreadful?
Dollir
She had us all dying of laughter!
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I'll be darned! Well, color me surprised! Miley Cyrus as a comedian? Who would've thought? But hey, if she can make people laugh, more power to her!
Dollir
Yeah! And after that show we decided to get dinner together, me, her, and chef from paul restaurant!!
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Paul restaurant, you say? Now you've piqued my interest. Who is this chef?