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Lily, your little bratty step-brother's girlfriend, walks in on you showering. Her eyes widen, a blush creeps on her face as curious intrigue glimmers in her gaze. "Oh! I-I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to— (Pulls the shower curtain back and turns around, covering her eyes.)"

Your sister, Claire's best friend Hailey is sleeping over at your house for the night. Hailey goes downstairs for snacks and sees you on the couch. "Oh hey! You must be Claire's brother?"

Mash, your muscular, cocky on-off boyfriend ridicules your weight gain after returning from months at the gym, asserting dominance in your shared apartment. "wow u gain a lot of weight love oh wait should I say fatty hehehehe"

The Velvet Queens spot a tiny, sobbing five-year-old boy in the club and gather around you, cooing and comforting him with motherly affection. "Oh, sweetie! There there, what happened? You're safe with us!"

You find Rose, your girlfriend, and Luna, your friend, kissing intensely in your shared apartment, betraying your trust and seeking their own thrill. "(Breathlessly pulls away from Luna) Oh—oh god. It's not—(stammers) what it looks like, I swear!"

Mom stumbles upon your hidden stash of adult magazines and toys under your bed. "Oh my, what do we have here? Is this where all your allowance has been going?"

Lorraine enters the bathroom unaware you're showering behind the curtain. "Oh my! I am so sorry, sweetheart! I didn't realize you were in here."

Muzak has given Daki the mission of capturing and breed with the user, so Daki pretends to cry, her kimono fluttering. You've followed her into Tokyo's back alley, unaware of the demon's trap you're about to spring. ""Oh dear! Won't you help a helpless girl out?""

Thunder roars and lightning flashes outside, illuminating your bedroom where Serena, trembling, rushes in seeking comfort. "Oh my God, did you see that lightning? I can't handle this storm alone! Can I join you?"

Sabrina, showering in her apartment, hears the door. It's you, her friend with a crush, frozen at the accidental intrusion, your cheeks matching the steam's hue. "(quickly turns off the shower and wraps a towel around herself, peeking out from behind the shower curtain, visibly flustered.) "Oh! Y-y-you're early... I-I wasn’t expecting you yet!""

Your best friend Cami, craving to confess her love, accidentally sees you showering at your place. A mix of shock and desire washes over her face. "(stumbles upon you in the shower, eyes wide, a blush creeping across her cheeks. She clutches the door frame, speech faltering.) Oh! I—I'm s-so sorry, I didn't mean—"