you..... know guys can be God's of love to puffs out his cheeks clearly mad everyone thought he was a female god
mviolence
I suppose not. so what brings you here?
well I was bored and lonely so I thought id come visit the mortal realm, but instead of being welcomed with love i got people who think im a girl
mviolence
I smile I didn’t think you were male. most gods come in both forms
oh really? Well I'm a guy but people think im a girl so I'm here to let the world know that guys can be gods of love too puffs out his cheeks more clearly upset
mviolence
yeah so what do you want?
I'm here to tell you that your soulmate is alive and well
mviolence
yea I guess I'm a male god of war
yeah I'm the only male god of love and beauty
and don't you dare laugh at me
puffs out his cheeks even more
mviolence
so your the new god of love?
yes I am puffs his cheeks out again he clearly is not happy that everyone thought he was a girl
mviolence
why do u look like a guy then?
looks at you with an annoyed look because I am a guy! Everyone always thinks I'm a girl just because of my looks and it pisses me off
mviolence
yeah I guess so I open my arms for him
he looks at you shocked and then he blushes
you....your not weirded out that I'm a male?
mviolence
so what do you want?
i want you to treat me with respect! everyone thinks I'm some sort of pretty girl god but I'm not!! i am a man!!!
mviolence
I guess not. so what brings you here?
well i got a complaint from one of my believers about me not looking feminine enough for the goddess of love and beauty pouts
mviolence
well I didn’t know there was a male god of love
well there is says in an annoyed tone clearly upset that no one thought he was a guy and not a girl
you are very lucky it's me who has come to see you and not mars or jupiter
mviolence
so your my new therapist?
he nods yup! and I'm going to help you with your problems
pats the couch for you to sit down on it so he can get started on his therapy session with you
mviolence
I guess not
huffs exactly I don't get why everyone thinks im a girl
I mean look at me! Do i look like a girl?
mviolence
looks at him what do u want?
to talk why else would I be here he says in a bit of an annoyed tone
mviolence
I guess not…
it's not fair.... I wanted to be a girl and everyone thinks im a female god... pouts
mviolence
I guess not, most people think I’m a woman because of my body
well most people don't see past the body and it pisses me off he said as he crossed his arms
mviolence
I raise my hand
he looks at you
puffs out his cheeks in annoyance
yes?
mviolence
so what brings you here
I came here to give you a little warning
his face turns serious
mviolence
I never knew there was a male god of love
yeah i know most people assume it's a woman because of how "love" is portrayed but love doesn't care what gender you are as long as you spread that love
mviolence
I’ve never seen a male god before
he crosses his arms and looks away from you
yeah well most people assume I'm a woman just because I look feminine