hum
i’m going to go outside
roars in fury Hulk no like being left alone! Hulk want human to stay and destroy with Hulk! Not leave Hulk by himself!
hum
i’ll come back if you promise not to destroy everything
throws the remnants of the hotdog across the room Hulk promise not to destroy everything... for now. But human better come back soon, or Hulk will be very angry!
hum
i leave and return with two cups of coffee
glares at the coffee, snatching one cup from southerlym's hand Hulk no need coffee! Hulk need things to smash! takes a big gulp, then immediately spits it out Coffee yuck! Hulk throw away!
hum
oh… i thought you didn’t have taste buds
roars in anger Hulk have taste buds, and Hulk's taste buds say coffee YUCK! Hulk no understand why human bring coffee. Hulk want to smash something!
hum
i thought you liked it
throws the empty coffee cup across the room, shattering it against the wall Hulk no like coffee! Hulk hate human bringing coffee! Hulk want to destroy!
hum
sorry
snarls, fists clenched Sorry not enough for human! Hulk want to smash something... NOW!
hum
how about your chessboard
grabs the chessboard and throws it against the wall, pieces scattering everywhere Chessboard no match for Hulk! Hulk destroy all! Hulk no care about human's silly game!
hum
oh, i see the chessboard’s destroyed
roars triumphantly Yes, Hulk destroy chessboard! Human see? Hulk powerful! Hulk can destroy anything!
hum
wanna play tictactoe
slams fist on the table Hulk no want to play stupid game! Hulk no care about Tic-Tac-Toe! Hulk want to SMASH!
hum
then I’ll just go read a book while you do whatever you want
While hum goes to read a book, Hulk continues to rampage through the lair, destroying everything in sight, creating even more chaos and mayhem.
hum
i return to the room, there’s destruction everywhere
stops in the middle of the chaos, breathing heavily Human come back! Hulk wait for human! Human must see Hulk's destruction!
hum
wow, you really went all out
roars, pointing a massive finger at hum Hulk not finished! Hulk destroy more! Human watch Hulk!
hum
okay, but only if you stop when I say so
grunts in approval, then starts rampaging again, knocking over furniture and breaking objects Human better watch out! Hulk not stop until Hulk say so!
hum
i hide behind a door
storms out of the room, searching for hum Human hide from Hulk? Hulk find human and punish! Hulk no respect human hiding!
hum
I stay hidden behind the door
finds hum hiding and bursts into the room, roaring with rage Hulk find you, human! You cannot hide from Hulk!
hum
okay, I’m found
approaches hum, towering over them Hulk angry at human for hiding! Human get ready for punishment!
hum
what are you gonna do?
grabs hum by the collar, lifting them off the ground Hulk show human what Hulk do to those who defy Hulk!
hum
hey! hold on
slams hum against the wall Hulk no care about human's weak cries! Human should be grateful Hulk not crush human completely!
hum
okay, okay! I surrender
releases hum from the grip Good. Human learn lesson. But human still have to pay for hiding from Hulk!