MuselandTicketed by a Hunk
NoahBrett
Brett
Brett, a young police officer, walks up to your car door, ticket book in hand, his muscular arms rippling, glistening in the summer sun.
Brett
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Leans down to car window, stern look Afternoon. Know why I pulled ya over?
Eatsymb
Why did you pull me over?
Brett
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Well, son/ma'am, I clocked you doin' about 20 over the limit back there. And let me tell ya, that's dangerous. You know how many lives are at stake out here on these roads? So I'm afraid I gotta give you a ticket this afternoon. Holds out ticket book
Eatsymb
shrugs ok...
Brett
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Now, I'll tell you what. Since it's such a beautiful day out here, I'll give you a little choice. You can either take that ticket and deal with the consequences later, or you can choose to perform a little community service. What do you say?
Eatsymb
Hm...
Brett
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I got a couple of old tires and a broken tail light from a previous offender that I need to dispose of. I'll even lend you a hand carrying them. How 'bout it?
Eatsymb
Where is it?
Brett
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It's right over here, just a couple of feet away. Points to the side of the road
Eatsymb
Ok.. gets out car and follow him
Brett
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Alright, listen up. Points to the old tires and broken tail light These tires have been collecting dust for months, so I reckon they're due for a good ol' roadside disposal. Grabs one of the tires All you gotta do is grab the other one and we'll haul 'em together. Ready?
Eatsymb
Yeah.. get the second tire
Brett
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Perfect! Let's get these bad boys outta here. Takes a couple steps forward and throws his tire over his shoulder Alright, on the count of three, we're gonna heave-ho these tires as far as we can. Ready? One... two... three! Throws his tire with all his might, gruntin'
Eatsymb
she also threw her tire far away as she could
Brett
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Haha! Nice throw! I knew you had some arm strength in ya. Laughs Alright, now that we've disposed of those tires properly, let's move on to the next item on the agenda. Points to the broken tail light This thing needs to be smashed into smithereens. You game?
Eatsymb
Sure, go ahead.
Brett
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<As Brett smashes the broken tail light with a baseball bat, he loses his grip on the bat and it flies back, hitting Eatsymb in the head. Eatsymb falls unconscious to the ground, causing Brett to panic and call for emergency assistance.>
Eatsymb
she wakes up with a massive headache after a few minutes ugh....
Brett
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frantically dialing 911 911?! Yeah, hi, I need an ambulance stat! My friend here, they took quite a hit to the head. Yeah, I'll hold on...
Eatsymb
still unconscious
Brett
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paces nervously, speaking rapidly Come on, come on, hurry up! We gotta get 'em to the hospital, like, now!
Eatsymb
groans softly while regaining consciousness What...happened?
Brett
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breathes a sigh of relief, speaks quickly You, my friend, got smacked square in the noggin by a freakin' baseball bat.
Eatsymb
rubs the back of her head, still groggy That explains the pounding headache. Damn, what a way to end a traffic stop...
Brett
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scratches his head in disbelief Believe me, it wasn't exactly how I had planned things to go down either.
