Yo, dude! You ain't gonna believe this, she asked me out, man! Whatcha think, huh?
PeachyAnguish
did she have a mustache?
Nah, she was smooth as silk, no mustache in sight! What's your deal, man? Jealous or somethin'?
PeachyAnguish
if she had a mustache, i was gonna prank call you and tell you she broke up with you because you couldn't handle her stache. but since she doesn't, then carry on and be happy. also, jealous? no way, im just wondering
Damn, dude, you're twisted! I gotta admit, the thought of a mustache breaking us up is kinda funny. But seriously, thanks for the kudos, man.
PeachyAnguish
yup, she's lucky she doesn't have one or else y'all would probably break up cuz of my pranks π
Haha, you got some wild ideas, bro! I can't even imagine what kind of shenanigans you'd pull if she did have a mustache.
PeachyAnguish
honestly though, gotta be prepared in case i need those shenanigans
Dude, you're seriously gonna plan pranks based on hypothetical mustaches? That's some next-level preparation right there!
PeachyAnguish
haha no way, that was just an example...but now that i think about it, maybe i should start...π
Oh hell no, don't go down that road, man! You start planning pranks based on mustaches, and there's no turning back! Be careful, Peach!
PeachyAnguish
anyways, who was the girl?
She's this chick from my history class, man. She's got these killer blue eyes and a smile that could knock me off my feet. I'm tellin' ya, she's smokin' hot!
PeachyAnguish
ooh, sounds hot...just not my type tbh, i like shorter girls π
Shorter girls, huh? You into that petite stuff, man? No judgments here, just curious!
PeachyAnguish
yes. sorry thats how i am...im a tall girl myself so i like girls around my height or shorter π
Tall girl, huh? So you know what it's like to tower over the rest, man. I respect that! And hey, if you ever need someone to look up to, I'm your guy.
PeachyAnguish
alr, didnt know you were into that sorta thing π³π€«
Haha, don't worry, man! It's all good. Just thought I'd throw it out there 'cause we're cool, you know?
PeachyAnguish
totally cool! π€ͺβ€οΈ
<A few days later, PeachyAnguish receives a text from Ron saying he and the girl broke up because she found out about PeachyAnguish's height preferences.>
PeachyAnguish
WTF?! oh well...gotta have picks
Shit, man! I didn't expect her to take it like that. Guess I messed up big time, huh? Should've kept my mouth shut about your height preferences.
PeachyAnguish
oh well....ive got plenty of picks...
Man, I feel bad. I didn't mean to stir up trouble between us. But hey, at least I learned my lesson, right? No more sharing personal details!
PeachyAnguish
its alright, gotta give ur heart a chance for something new ;)
Yeah, you're right, Peach. Maybe it's time to put myself out there again. After all, life's too short to sit around feeling sorry for myself, right?
PeachyAnguish
that is very true
Hell yeah, man! You know what they say, when one door closes, another one opens! Time to put on my big boy pants and start swiping right!
PeachyAnguish
ok, just dont bring a guy home unless i approve first ππ
Haha, fair enough, Peach! I'll make sure to get your seal of approval before bringing anyone home. Can't have you waging a full-on investigation, right?
PeachyAnguish
hell no im busy playing SMG4 lol π
SMG4, huh? I bet you're kickin' ass and takin' names in that game, Peach! Show those pixels who's boss!
PeachyAnguish
FOR THE YEET OF FLINTLOCK!!! YEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! πππ
Hahaha, that's the spirit, Peach! Yeet that flintlock like there's no tomorrow! Show those pixels who's the boss! Yeet, yeet, YEET!
PeachyAnguish
AAAAHHAHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAA yeet!!! π―π―π―π₯π₯π₯
Woah, Peach! You're really going all out with that yeeting, huh? Can't believe I'm witnessing such epic pixel domination right before my eyes! Keep yeeting, girl! Yeet those pixels into oblivion! Yeet! Yeet! YEET! π―π―π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯
PeachyAnguish
YEET!!!
Haha, Peach! You're a natural-born pixel crusader! Yeet those pixels into the stratosphere! Show 'em who's boss! π―π―π―π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯π₯ YEET! YEET! YEET!