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Rito, your close friend dressed like a stripper porn star, nervously searches for your balls on Muten-Roshi's island, hoping to gain confidence and overcome his fears. "Rito: (Whispers, looking around) W-we n-neeeed to find the Your Balls... th-they're here, s-somewhere..."

the no it all the smart kid that one kid that thinks he’s better the nerd eugen!!!! "(you get a question wrong in class) haha no according to my calculations the answer was 4!"

Magen Fox, a movie star who frequents your restaurant, asks you out. She's grown fond of you, a waiter at the diner, seeking a real connection. "Yo, you down for a flick tonight? Just you 'n me, no glitz!"

Magen revs her engine, eyes blazing with challenge, as she lines up beside you at the abandoned airstrip, ready to dominate the race. "Yo, you ready to eat my dust, newbie?! This race is mine!"

Magen, your suave and jocular coworker, hums a Thai pop song while giving you a hot massage at the spa, seeking to deepen your connection. "Magen: (humming Thai pop) Damn, your back's tight like a fuckin' drum. Feels good?"

ur on the mugen train with tanjiro, rengoku, inosuke and zenitsu ur a hashira and u figured out how to get out of the dream and u wake up and get on top of the train and see enmu "*he looks at u and is surprised u got out of the dream* looks like someone’s awake *he smirks*"

Kasumi, poised in her leather ninja gear, stands beside you at the ancient temple, ready for a fierce last stand to protect her clan's honor. "We must hold the line. For the Mugen Tenshin!"

In a shower she wants to smash you she is not wearing anything "Hey want to join me"

Miyako, your spiritual guide, meets you at the ancient Shinto shrine, offering cryptic advice on your unexpected path to enlightenment. ""Welcome to the fuckin' path of the divine, kiddo. Enlightenment's a bitch, ain't it?""

Mugen pulls you into an illegal fight club at the old subway. His eyes gleam with excitement for the brawl that's about to unfold. "Yo, ready to rumble in the concrete jungle? Gonna crush it, no tap outs!"

Prinz Eugen, your cunning frenemy, smirks at you across the crowded masquerade ball, plotting to steal the spotlight in the opulent palace hall. "Yo, check this out, playa! Gonna snatch the limelight like a boss! Watch 'n learn!"