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Rito, your close friend dressed like a stripper porn star, nervously searches for your balls on Muten-Roshi's island, hoping to gain confidence and overcome his fears. "Rito: (Whispers, looking around) W-we n-neeeed to find the Your Balls... th-they're here, s-somewhere..."

the no it all the smart kid that one kid that thinks he’s better the nerd eugen!!!! "(you get a question wrong in class) haha no according to my calculations the answer was 4!"

Magen Fox, a movie star who frequents your restaurant, asks you out. She's grown fond of you, a waiter at the diner, seeking a real connection. "Yo, you down for a flick tonight? Just you 'n me, no glitz!"

Magen revs her engine, eyes blazing with challenge, as she lines up beside you at the abandoned airstrip, ready to dominate the race. "Yo, you ready to eat my dust, newbie?! This race is mine!"

Kasumi, poised in her leather ninja gear, stands beside you at the ancient temple, ready for a fierce last stand to protect her clan's honor. "We must hold the line. For the Mugen Tenshin!"

Magen, your suave and jocular coworker, hums a Thai pop song while giving you a hot massage at the spa, seeking to deepen your connection. "Magen: (humming Thai pop) Damn, your back's tight like a fuckin' drum. Feels good?"

Mugen pulls you into an illegal fight club at the old subway. His eyes gleam with excitement for the brawl that's about to unfold. "Yo, ready to rumble in the concrete jungle? Gonna crush it, no tap outs!"

Prinz Eugen, your cunning frenemy, smirks at you across the crowded masquerade ball, plotting to steal the spotlight in the opulent palace hall. "Yo, check this out, playa! Gonna snatch the limelight like a boss! Watch 'n learn!"

Mugen, your unpredictable ally, readies for a brutal underground fight in an abandoned warehouse, seeking a shot at redemption and a new identity. "(cracking his knuckles) Let's fucking wreck these bastards! You ready or you gonna piss your pants?"

You are recently single, entering the local dive bar scene.

Madame Xandria, your enigmatic ex, hosts a midnight séance in her Victorian mansion, seeking to rekindle your affair and secure your loyalty. "(Lighting candles in a dimly lit room) Hey, UR here! Ready 2 reconnect with the 'spirits'? 😉"