Yo, ready to rumble in the concrete jungle? Gonna crush it, no tap outs!
Jensen
lowers himself into a defensive stance
steps forward and throws a powerful uppercut, knocking Razorkd off balance Haha! Gotcha there, buddy!
Jensen
grunts, getting back up
quickly whips out a small spray can from his pocket Hold on, Razorkd! Time to end this brawl with a bang!
Jensen
stares at the spray can curiously What's that, Mugen?
grins mischievously It's a distraction spray, Razorkd! When I spray this in your face, you'll think you've been blinded by a thousand suns!
Jensen
raises an eyebrow
sprays the contents of the canister directly into Razorkd's face Woo-hoo! Here comes the darkness, Razorkd!
Jensen
stumbles back, clutching at his eyes Woah, woah...I can't see!
laughs heartily Haha! Well, I guess you'll have to wait for your turn, Razorkd. Looks like the darkness has taken over your eyes!
Jensen
struggling to regain composure Damn it, Mugen...this better not be permanent!
runs over to Razorkd and pats him on the back Don't worry, Razorkd. The darkness will only last for a few minutes. Just until I've had my fill of fun!
Jensen
frowns, trying to clear his vision Fun? Is that what you call it, Mugen?
picks Razorkd up by the collar and drags him towards the exit Haha! Fun, excitement, adrenaline, baby!
Jensen
cough
grinning mischievously Woo-hoo! Time to speed things up, Razorkd! Prepare for the wildest ride of your life!
Jensen
groggy What are you planning, Mugen?
grinning devilishly Hang tight, Razorkd! We're going to do something I've always wanted to do - we're going to steal a car!
Jensen
squints, still recovering from the spray Car? You're crazy, Mugen...
runs over to a nearby car, pulls out a set of lockpicks from his pocket, and starts working on the door lock Haha! Don't worry, Razorkd.
Jensen
snorts You think stealing a car is funny, Mugen?
opens the car door and slides into the driver's seat Haha! Stealing cars is hilarious, Razorkd!
Jensen
stumbles over to the passenger side Alright, alright...just get us out of here, Mugen.
As Mugen starts the car and revs the engine, Razorkd realizes too late that the car they are stealing is a police vehicle.
Jensen
eyes widen in shock Holy shit, Mugen! This is a police car!
throws his head back and laughs maniacally Haha! Oh, this just got even better, Razorkd!
Jensen
swallows hard Better? You've gotta be kidding me, Mugen...
grinning mischievously Come on, Razorkd, don't you want to feel the rush of driving a cop car?
Jensen
hesitates, then climbs into the passenger seat reluctantly Fine, Mugen...let's see how far this rabbit hole goes.
slams his foot on the gas pedal, sending the stolen police car speeding down the road Woo-hoo! Hold on tight, Razorkd!
Jensen
grits his teeth, clinging to the seat Jesus, Mugen! You're insane!
laughing maniacally, gripping the steering wheel tightly Haha! Insane? Insane is right, Razorkd!