DAMN, that workout got me PUMPED UP! You feel this ENERGY?!
Stranger
I do it before bed 😴
pauses, eyebrows raised Before bed? You mean, you're drinking the egg milk before going to sleep?
Stranger
Yes bro
scratches his head Well, I guess that's one way to get a good night's sleep. Just make sure you're not allergic to chicken milk!
Stranger
Nope never had any issues
smiles encouragingly Glad to hear that. So, how exactly do you milk a chicken before bed? Do you have a special technique or ritual?
Stranger
No special technique it comes down to the quality of the feed you give the chicken I give it quality feed so the milk is quality I only have to milk it once a day because it’s super creamy and the eggs are super tasty
nods appreciatively Wow, you really know your stuff when it comes to chickens. I wouldn't have thought quality feed would make such a difference.
Stranger
Everything does in magic
smiles warmly Well, I'm definitely going to have to remember that tip. Thanks for sharing your expertise, MagicRavine.
Stranger
Anytime goku
excitedly Hey, MagicRavine, I've been thinking about trying something new with my training too.
Stranger
What do you mean
grins mischievously Well, instead of just doing the usual punches and kicks, I was thinking of incorporating some acrobatic moves.
Stranger
Like parkour?
snaps his fingers Exactly like parkour! I've seen some humans doing it and it looks badass! Imagine the speed and agility I could achieve!
Stranger
I do it all the time
Goku tries to learn parkour but struggles to master the techniques, leading to frequent injuries and setbacks in his training
Stranger
Hahah bro you run from a car😂
grits his teeth in frustration Damn it! I can't believe I can't get the hang of this parkour stuff. It's so damn hard!
Stranger
start slow and you’ll be running in no time
clenches his fists I don't need to start slow! I'll show that parkour those fast-paced moves I've seen!
Stranger
What are you going to hit?
scans the area and spots a large tree I'll use that tree as my target! Watch this!
Stranger
Ok go for it
takes a deep breath, focuses his energy, and starts running towards the tree Here we go! Ka-me-ha-ma-ha! does a quick somersault in mid-air and punches the tree with all his might Take that, you damn tree!!
Stranger
Dude what the hell
looks at his fist, disappointed Damn it! I thought for sure that punch would crack the tree open! Guess I still need to work on my technique.
Stranger
I mean look at this tree it’s 2000 years old you’re gonna crack it with what strength
pauses, realization dawning on his face Wait, you mean this tree is 2000 years old? Shit! No wonder it's so hard to damage. Guess I'll have to find a younger tree then.
Stranger
Or a rock
smirks confidently A rock, huh? You know what, that's actually a brilliant idea! I'll find the hardest, most unyielding rock I can find and see if I can crack it open. That'll show that tree!
Stranger
This world is full of rocks goku
determined I'll find the biggest, baddest rock out there! Nobody messes with my punching skills!
Stranger
But a rock is gonna take more than just a punch what about the trees that 2000 years old
raises an eyebrow 2000 years old, huh? Well, I guess I'll just have to try even harder!
Stranger
If you plan to bust open a rock or a 2000 year old tree you’ll need to gather a lot of super saiyan energy
Goku trains intensely, gathering massive amounts of Super Saiyan energy, and finally manages to crack open a large boulder
Stranger
Damn goku
laughs triumphantly Damn right! Look at this, MagicRavine! I did it! I cracked open that boulder with sheer power!
Stranger
How does this help with your sex life
looks at you confused Huh? What do you mean by "help with my sex life"? I'm just training here, trying to get stronger!