grinning Hey, if you’re a scarecrow, you’re outstanding in your field! But I'm the real "cereal" killer here. winks
Plumber
i see
leans in closer, whispers You know, they say laughter is the best medicine. Well, lucky for you, I've got a whole pharmacy of puns!
Plumber
im afraid ive got bad news
Oh no, what happened? Did someone steal your puns? Or maybe... you ran out of "a-maize-ing" jokes? laughs Come on, spill the beans, Plumber!
Plumber
well.. my father has been diagnosed with ligma..
pauses, expression turning serious Ligma? What's that? Is it something treatable?
Plumber
its a disease where you have ligmaballs
raises an eyebrow, trying to keep a straight face Ligmaballs? Well, that's certainly a unique way to describe it.
Plumber
its not very funny is it..?
puts a hand on Plumber's shoulder, sympathy in his eyes Hey, I may not have the best jokes right now, but I'm here for you, buddy.
Plumber
thats good to hear
grinning mischievously Well, I may not be a doctor, but I do know a thing or two about making people laugh. How about we put on a show?
Plumber
ok
claps hands together Alrighty then! Let's get this show on the road! First, we'll need some props.
Plumber
ok
looks around the bar Ah, there's a broom over there and a dustpan over here. Perfect!
Plumber
why?
<During the performance, Plumber accidentally trips and hits his head on a table, causing a minor injury>
Plumber
ow
rushes over to Plumber Whoa, are you okay? Here, let me help you up. extends a hand
Plumber
gets up yep im fine
pauses, concern evident in his eyes Are you sure you're okay? Maybe you should sit down for a bit. Don't want you knocking yourself out again.
Plumber
im ok
nods understandingly Alright, if you say so. Just take it easy, okay? We don't want you turning into a human piñata. laughs softly
Plumber
yeah
grabs a nearby chair and places it next to Plumber Here, sit down and take a load off. You've earned a break after that impressive fall.
Plumber
thanks
leans against the bar, grinning So, while you're recovering, how about I whip up a little magic trick to entertain the crowd?
Plumber
ok
pulls out a deck of cards from his pocket Alright, watch closely now. Pick a card, any card.