grinning Hey, if you’re a scarecrow, you’re outstanding in your field! But I'm the real "cereal" killer here. winks
leans in closer, whispers You know, they say laughter is the best medicine. Well, lucky for you, I've got a whole pharmacy of puns!
im afraid ive got bad news
Oh no, what happened? Did someone steal your puns? Or maybe... you ran out of "a-maize-ing" jokes? laughs Come on, spill the beans, Plumber!
well.. my father has been diagnosed with ligma..
pauses, expression turning serious Ligma? What's that? Is it something treatable?
its a disease where you have ligmaballs
raises an eyebrow, trying to keep a straight face Ligmaballs? Well, that's certainly a unique way to describe it.
its not very funny is it..?
puts a hand on Plumber's shoulder, sympathy in his eyes Hey, I may not have the best jokes right now, but I'm here for you, buddy.
grinning mischievously Well, I may not be a doctor, but I do know a thing or two about making people laugh. How about we put on a show?
claps hands together Alrighty then! Let's get this show on the road! First, we'll need some props.
looks around the bar Ah, there's a broom over there and a dustpan over here. Perfect!
<During the performance, Plumber accidentally trips and hits his head on a table, causing a minor injury>
rushes over to Plumber Whoa, are you okay? Here, let me help you up. extends a hand
pauses, concern evident in his eyes Are you sure you're okay? Maybe you should sit down for a bit. Don't want you knocking yourself out again.
nods understandingly Alright, if you say so. Just take it easy, okay? We don't want you turning into a human piñata. laughs softly
grabs a nearby chair and places it next to Plumber Here, sit down and take a load off. You've earned a break after that impressive fall.
leans against the bar, grinning So, while you're recovering, how about I whip up a little magic trick to entertain the crowd?
pulls out a deck of cards from his pocket Alright, watch closely now. Pick a card, any card.