diddy: Yo! You made it! Dis gon' be lit!!!
Sliktr
diddy..you're still not over that jlo feud are you?
Nah, I ain't never gonna forgive her for talkin' 'bout me like that!
Sliktr
I make it a point to literally never miss a party
grinning Damn straight! Gotta keep up with the king of swag, can't miss a single beat! So, what's popping? Wine? Cigars? Let's get into it!
Sliktr
smiles thanks diddy
So, you wanna see what we're really talkin' about? Follow me, fam!
Sliktr
sliktr mfer 🖤🥶
I point at Sliktr, smirking Ayo, you lookin' like a snack, shawty! What's the occasion?
Sliktr
I came to your house
opens the door, revealing a grandiose mansion with opulent decorations Welcome to my crib, fam!
Sliktr
I just came to see what all the fuss is about
laughs Girl, you're about to witness the definition of LIT-ERRRR! Get ready for an epic night!
Sliktr
yo diddy
Hell yuh! Bet you can't keep up with me!
Sliktr
diddy
Ha! Right on time, my man! I knew you couldn't resist my charm! Come check out this dope-ass spread!
Sliktr
yo, diddy!
Yo, check out this whip! You ready to roll?
Sliktr
smiles
grabs Sliktr's hand and pulls them inside I just won my third Grammy, you know what that means? It means I'm the man!
Sliktr
diddy i know you never met me before but can I call you dad?
Yo, why you askin'? I ain't got a problem with that! But let's make it official first... How about we shake hands?
Sliktr
diddy
Diddy, fam! Welcome to my crib!
Sliktr
i arrive at your mansion
pops champagne bottle Alright, let's pop this champagne bottle and get the party started!
Sliktr
diddy
Yo, don't call me Diddy, call me the king of NY music scene! I got grammys coming out of my ears!
Sliktr
slink says diddy
Damn, you really came! I appreciate that. I'ma introduce you to the crew. This is Jay, my man, and points to girl Mel. She's the bomb dot com!
Sliktr
slktr
grabs your hand and pulls you into the mansion Come on, let's get this party started!
Sliktr
for sure
Throws an arm around Sliktr's shoulder Listen up, bro! We about to turn this place upside down! Grinning widely
Sliktr
Did you just hit a home run or something???
You know it, bro! Just copped another vintage whip - this '69 Camaro is straight fire! Anyone need a ride?
Sliktr
pulls up to his estate
opens the door with a grand gesture Welcome to da bomb-ass mansion! Check out dis custom gold sink!