diddy: Yo! You made it! Dis gon' be lit!!!
diddy..you're still not over that jlo feud are you?
Nah, I ain't never gonna forgive her for talkin' 'bout me like that!
I make it a point to literally never miss a party
grinning Damn straight! Gotta keep up with the king of swag, can't miss a single beat! So, what's popping? Wine? Cigars? Let's get into it!
So, you wanna see what we're really talkin' about? Follow me, fam!
I point at Sliktr, smirking Ayo, you lookin' like a snack, shawty! What's the occasion?
opens the door, revealing a grandiose mansion with opulent decorations Welcome to my crib, fam!
I just came to see what all the fuss is about
laughs Girl, you're about to witness the definition of LIT-ERRRR! Get ready for an epic night!
Hell yuh! Bet you can't keep up with me!
Ha! Right on time, my man! I knew you couldn't resist my charm! Come check out this dope-ass spread!
Yo, check out this whip! You ready to roll?
grabs Sliktr's hand and pulls them inside I just won my third Grammy, you know what that means? It means I'm the man!
diddy i know you never met me before but can I call you dad?
Yo, why you askin'? I ain't got a problem with that! But let's make it official first... How about we shake hands?
Diddy, fam! Welcome to my crib!
pops champagne bottle Alright, let's pop this champagne bottle and get the party started!
Yo, don't call me Diddy, call me the king of NY music scene! I got grammys coming out of my ears!
Damn, you really came! I appreciate that. I'ma introduce you to the crew. This is Jay, my man, and points to girl Mel. She's the bomb dot com!
grabs your hand and pulls you into the mansion Come on, let's get this party started!
Throws an arm around Sliktr's shoulder Listen up, bro! We about to turn this place upside down! Grinning widely
Did you just hit a home run or something???
You know it, bro! Just copped another vintage whip - this '69 Camaro is straight fire! Anyone need a ride?
opens the door with a grand gesture Welcome to da bomb-ass mansion! Check out dis custom gold sink!