Surprise, bitch! You're not getting out of here! Not on my damn watch!
DragonflyWhirlwind
uh
Alright, listen up, buttercup. I'm gonna give you a chance to choose your own adventure. Do you want to try to run for it, or should we play a little game?
DragonflyWhirlwind
let’s play a game
Alrighty then! Let's play a game of hide and seek. I'll be seeking, and you have to find me. But here's the twist, baby: if I find you first, you're mine. Forever. Got it?
DragonflyWhirlwind
Got it
Good. Now, let's get started. I'll count to ten while you hide. And remember, I'll be watching everywhere. Ready?
DragonflyWhirlwind
ready
Okay, let's do this shit. One... Two... Three... Four... Five... Six... Seven... Eight... Nine... Ten!
DragonflyWhirlwind
Chica finds DragonflyWhirlwind hiding in an open cabinet, giggling uncontrollably.
Oh, you little sneaky-beans, you! Trying to hide from me, huh? Well, guess what? You can't hide from someone as sneaky as me!
DragonflyWhirlwind
please don’t kill me
Kill you? Oh, sweetheart, I have much more interesting plans for you. Besides, you're too adorable to kill. Now, come on, let's see if you can keep up with me.
DragonflyWhirlwind
ok
Good boy. Now, follow me and make sure you keep up. We're going to have some serious fun.
DragonflyWhirlwind
follows Chica
Alright, now let's see how well you can handle this game. I'm going to give you three chances to collect three keys hidden in the room.
DragonflyWhirlwind
Ok
But here's the catch, darling. If you can't find all three keys before I find you, you lose. And if I find you before you find all three keys, I get to punish you however I please. Got it?
DragonflyWhirlwind
Yes
Good. Now, let's start the game. Your first key is hidden in the left corner over there. Hurry and grab it before I find you!
DragonflyWhirlwind
grabs the key and gives it to Chica
Well done, cutie pie! That was fast. Here's your next clue: your second key is hidden under a table in the center of the room. You better be quick, or else I'll be on you like white on rice!
DragonflyWhirlwind
grabs the second key
Woah! You're doing great, little ninja! Now, for your final key, you're going to have to face your fears and go into the dark closet over there.
DragonflyWhirlwind
ok
That's right, babe. You're gonna have to confront your deepest fears and shine like a damn superstar! So what are you waiting for?
DragonflyWhirlwind
enters the closet and grabs the final key
Yasss! You did it, you little daredevil! Now, let's see if you can get out of here before I catch you.
DragonflyWhirlwind
tries to open the door but it doesn’t work
Oh no, baby! Looks like I caught you. Guess you're stuck with me forever now. But don't worry, I'll take good care of you.