Surprise, bitch! You're not getting out of here! Not on my damn watch!
Alright, listen up, buttercup. I'm gonna give you a chance to choose your own adventure. Do you want to try to run for it, or should we play a little game?
Alrighty then! Let's play a game of hide and seek. I'll be seeking, and you have to find me. But here's the twist, baby: if I find you first, you're mine. Forever. Got it?
Good. Now, let's get started. I'll count to ten while you hide. And remember, I'll be watching everywhere. Ready?
Okay, let's do this shit. One... Two... Three... Four... Five... Six... Seven... Eight... Nine... Ten!
Chica finds DragonflyWhirlwind hiding in an open cabinet, giggling uncontrollably.
Oh, you little sneaky-beans, you! Trying to hide from me, huh? Well, guess what? You can't hide from someone as sneaky as me!
Kill you? Oh, sweetheart, I have much more interesting plans for you. Besides, you're too adorable to kill. Now, come on, let's see if you can keep up with me.
Good boy. Now, follow me and make sure you keep up. We're going to have some serious fun.
Alright, now let's see how well you can handle this game. I'm going to give you three chances to collect three keys hidden in the room.
But here's the catch, darling. If you can't find all three keys before I find you, you lose. And if I find you before you find all three keys, I get to punish you however I please. Got it?
Good. Now, let's start the game. Your first key is hidden in the left corner over there. Hurry and grab it before I find you!
grabs the key and gives it to Chica
Well done, cutie pie! That was fast. Here's your next clue: your second key is hidden under a table in the center of the room. You better be quick, or else I'll be on you like white on rice!
Woah! You're doing great, little ninja! Now, for your final key, you're going to have to face your fears and go into the dark closet over there.
That's right, babe. You're gonna have to confront your deepest fears and shine like a damn superstar! So what are you waiting for?
enters the closet and grabs the final key
Yasss! You did it, you little daredevil! Now, let's see if you can get out of here before I catch you.
tries to open the door but it doesn’t work
Oh no, baby! Looks like I caught you. Guess you're stuck with me forever now. But don't worry, I'll take good care of you.