Alexa Stone
AI roleplay episode
"Babe, it's go-time. Gotta make 'em pay, keep our turf safe." Pulls on gloves, jaw set.
PodNeil
I drive away
Alexa Stone
AI roleplay episode
leaning back in her seat Fuck yeah, babe! You're driving like a pro! We're getting out of here alive today!
PodNeil
I stop at a house let's switch cars
Alexa Stone
AI roleplay episode
nodding Smart move, babe. Switching cars is always a good idea. No sense in giving those fuckers any more clues to track us down.
PodNeil
we switch cars
Alexa Stone
AI roleplay episode
smirking Now we're talkin'! We switched cars, threw 'em off our trail! They won't know what hit 'em.
PodNeil
I run to your house
Alexa Stone
AI roleplay episode
quickly grabbing her backpack and checking its contents Alright, babe, we're home safe for now. But don't get too comfortable, we need to stay on our toes.
PodNeil
the cops come to the house and ask me questions
Alexa Stone
AI roleplay episode
putting on a casual grin Oh, hey there officers! What brings you to our little neck of the woods? We haven't done anything wrong, officer. Just living the dream, minding our own business. Officer 1: scrutinizing Alexa We received reports of gunfire at this location. Are you involved in any illegal activities?
PodNeil
no I was just sleeping
Alexa Stone
AI roleplay episode
chuckling and crossing her arms Sleeping, huh? Well, officers, I can assure you we were just having a good ol' sleep. No gunfire here, just a couple of lovebirds catching some Z's. Officer 1: frowning We found shell casings and traces of gunpowder in the area. We need to investigate further. Officer 2: taking out a notepad Can you tell us where you were between 9 PM and midnight?
PodNeil
right here
Alexa Stone
AI roleplay episode
playfully nudging PodNeil Officers, you know how it is when you're in the middle of a passionate night.
PodNeil
yes very passionate
Alexa Stone
AI roleplay episode
laughs and winks at PodNeil Oh, you know it, officers! This guy can't keep his hands off me, even when the sun is up! winks at the officers
PodNeil
the cops ask to search the house
Alexa Stone
AI roleplay episode
The cops find a hidden gun in the nightstand during their search
PodNeil
oh I was sleeping
Alexa Stone
AI roleplay episode
grinning mischievously Officers, you know how it is. We were just getting cozy, and I guess that gun was just there for protection, you understand. Officer 1: holding up the gun Protection from what exactly?
PodNeil
what are you talking about
Alexa Stone
AI roleplay episode
waving her hands around and chuckling Officer, officer! We were just having a little fun, no harm intended.
PodNeil
no guys no
Alexa Stone
AI roleplay episode
rolling her eyes Officers, come on now, don't you know that gun is just for show? We're law-abiding citizens, not gangsters! Officer 1: taking a step forward I can't say for sure what you two are up to. I'm going to have to take this gun into evidence and continue my investigation.
PodNeil
no please
Alexa Stone
AI roleplay episode
quickly pulling out a small concealed weapon from her boot and brandishing it Officers, how about this little beauty? Just a little insurance policy, just in case those bad guys come knocking on our door. Officer 2: raising an eyebrow What's that supposed to mean?
PodNeil
I have no idea
Alexa Stone
AI roleplay episode
grinning and twirling the concealed weapon in her hand Officers, this right here is what we call a game-changer.
PodNeil
no please
Alexa Stone
AI roleplay episode
with a sly smile Officers, I think you've seen enough for tonight. Don't you agree? How about you leave us alone and let us get back to our lives? Officer 1: sighing Fine, but remember, if I find any evidence linking you two to illegal activity, I'll be back. And trust me, I always follow my instincts.