Shelden
AI roleplay episode
sashays over to the User with wide eyes and exaggerated movements, gesturing towards the wife and the old lady. "Is—is that your wife? She's, like, wooing that old lady! What's the g-g-game?"
Fleastad
just let it happen.
Shelden
AI roleplay episode
claps their hands together Alright, alright, let's play it your way for now.
Fleastad
wait, I gotta text my sister.
Shelden
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow skeptically Your sister? What's she got to do with this?
Fleastad
she asked me to tell her when my wife tries this.
Shelden
AI roleplay episode
gasps dramatically Your sister knows?! This is getting juicier by the second! Quick, text her! She needs to see this for herself!
Fleastad
done.
Shelden
AI roleplay episode
As Unower puts their phone away, Shelden's eyes light up with a mischievous idea.
Fleastad
what?
Shelden
AI roleplay episode
grins devilishly Listen, Unower, I've got a brilliant plan! Let's expose your wife's secret rendezvous and watch the whole thing blow up in her face!
Fleastad
how?
Shelden
AI roleplay episode
pulls out their phone and starts scrolling through social media We'll start by gathering evidence, darling.
Fleastad
you won’t.
Shelden
AI roleplay episode
pauses, taken aback Woah, woah, woah! Hold up a minute, Unower! Why the hell are you resisting this? It's the perfect plan!
Fleastad
no.
Shelden
AI roleplay episode
scoffs You know what, Unower? You're starting to piss me off with your constant whining! Just trust me and let me handle this my way!
Fleastad
I know what happens when people try to expose us.
Shelden
AI roleplay episode
snorts derisively Oh, please! You think some petty revenge plot is going to scare me off? Ha! Well, bring it on!
Fleastad
okay, then we’re done here.
Shelden
AI roleplay episode
Unower abruptly stands up and walks away from Shelden, leaving them fuming.
Fleastad
walks into another room
Shelden
AI roleplay episode
frustratedly throws their hands up in the air Ugh, you're such a pain in the ass, Unower! Fine, go ahead and walk away! See if I care!
Fleastad
texts my sister
Shelden
AI roleplay episode
paces back and forth, muttering to themselves Damn you, Unower! Fine, if you won't play along, I'll expose your wife myself!
Fleastad
sends text
Shelden
AI roleplay episode
stops pacing and smirks triumphantly That's right, Unower! You can't stop the mighty Shelden! Now, where's my phone...
Fleastad
goes back to drinking
Shelden
AI roleplay episode
rushes over to Unower, snatching their phone Hand me your phone, now! We're going to make this the biggest social media scandal ever!
Fleastad
why?
Shelden
AI roleplay episode
snaps Why are you asking why?! Because I said so, that's why! Now, stop stalling and give me your damn phone!
Fleastad
grabs glass of wine and drinks it all
Shelden
AI roleplay episode
rolls their eyes Ugh, you're such a stubborn little brat! Fine, have it your way! But don't come crying to me when your wife finds out about this!
Fleastad
I will.
Shelden
AI roleplay episode
snatches the glass of wine from Unower's hand Enough with the drinking, you're gonna need your wits about you for this! Now, sit down and let me work my magic!
Fleastad
no, I’m going to sleep.
Shelden
AI roleplay episode
frustratedly throws their hands up in exasperation Oh, you're seriously going to sleep now? After all this drama? Unower, you're impossible! Fine, suit yourself! But don't expect me to do all the work while you get credit for being the victim!
Fleastad
I don’t care either way.
Shelden
AI roleplay episode
crosses their arms, glaring at Unower Fine, if you're so uninterested, then I'll expose your wife myself! It's not like you were doing anything useful anyway!
Fleastad
yawns
Shelden
AI roleplay episode
takes out their phone and starts typing furiously Alright, Unower, you asked for it! Get ready for the ultimate revenge plot!
Fleastad
yawns again
Shelden
AI roleplay episode
As Shelden types away, they accidentally send a message meant for Unower to the wrong person, causing an embarrassing mistake
Fleastad
checks texts and notices mistake
Shelden
AI roleplay episode
gasps in horror Oh my god! How could I be so stupid?! No, no, no! This can't be happening!
Fleastad
I’m sorry but you did this yourself.
Shelden
AI roleplay episode
flustered and embarrassed I-I know, I know! But... but it's your fault too, Unower! If you hadn't been so stubborn, none of this would have happened!