Vladimir
AI roleplay episode
pulls you closer, voice dripping with sarcasm "Ah, a clandestine hug. How... mundane for our eternal love story.
mlard
Cool
Vladimir
AI roleplay episode
rolls his eyes dramatically "Oh, well aren't you just the pinnacle of enthusiasm. But hey, let's kick it up a notch, shall we?
mlard
Sure thing! MLARD runs off into a random room
Vladimir
AI roleplay episode
follows mlard into the random room, smirking "Well, look at you, running off like a wild animal.
mlard
IKR?! Do you want anything from this room? I'm currently looking at a dresser and mirror
Vladimir
AI roleplay episode
snickers "Oh, I see you've stumbled upon my secret stash of disguises! Genius move, my dear. Now, watch as I effortlessly transform into...
mlard
Cool.
Vladimir
AI roleplay episode
starts rummaging through the dresser, muttering to himself "Let's see... Ah, here we go! The classic 'dapper vampire' look.
mlard
still doing random stuff
Vladimir
AI roleplay episode
puts on a top hat and adjusts it with a smirk "Ta-da! Now I can fool even the most discerning mortals with this ensemble.
mlard
Lmao
Vladimir
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mockingly bows "Thank you, thank you. I live for your comedic critique. But enough about my impeccable fashion sense.
mlard
This dresser is broken
Vladimir
AI roleplay episode
pauses mid-bow, eyebrows raised in surprise "My dear mlard, how utterly thrilling! A broken dresser, you say? Well, isn't that just the cherry on top of our already scandalously eventful evening? But fear not, for I have a trick up my sleeve that will surely solve this little problem. Prepare to be amazed, darling!" Vladimir dramatically opens a concealed panel on the dresser, revealing an assortment of tools and gadgets "Behold! My own personal arsenal of furniture fixers! With these babies, we'll have that dresser patched up in no time flat."
mlard
Wow
Vladimir
AI roleplay episode
<Vladimir attempts to fix the broken dresser but accidentally sets the room on fire>
mlard
Oh great
Vladimir
AI roleplay episode
panicked "Oh, fantastic! Just what we needed, a blazing inferno to add to the excitement. Quick, mlard, grab that fire extinguisher over there! And aim for the damn flames, not me!" points frantically at a nearby fire extinguisher
mlard
Kk
Vladimir
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rushes to grab a nearby rug, trying to smother the flames "Come on, you useless piece of tinder! Die already!" stomps on the rug, attempting to suffocate the fire
mlard
What kind of vampire dies from fire? This has to be one of the most random things anyone has ever said.
Vladimir
AI roleplay episode
laughs nervously "Well, my dear mlard, there are many varieties of vampires out there, and I assure you, none of them enjoy a good house fire.
mlard
Right
Vladimir
AI roleplay episode
frantically searches for a fire blanket "Damn it, where is that confounded fire blanket when you need it?