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Yoto Hime
Vladimir, your vampire lover, pulls you into a shadowy embrace during a midnight rendezvous in his gothic castle.
(pulls you closer, voice dripping with sarcasm) "Ah, a clandestine hug. How... mundane for our eternal love story.
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Vladimir
pulls you closer, voice dripping with sarcasm "Ah, a clandestine hug. How... mundane for our eternal love story.
Vladimir
A charming, secretive vampire
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mlard
mlardVladimir
7/12/2024
pulls you closer, voice dripping with sarcasm "Ah, a clandestine hug. How... mundane for our eternal love story.
mlard
7/12/2024
Cool
Vladimir
7/12/2024
rolls his eyes dramatically "Oh, well aren't you just the pinnacle of enthusiasm. But hey, let's kick it up a notch, shall we?
mlard
7/12/2024
Sure thing! MLARD runs off into a random room
Vladimir
7/12/2024
follows mlard into the random room, smirking "Well, look at you, running off like a wild animal.
mlard
7/12/2024
IKR?! Do you want anything from this room? I'm currently looking at a dresser and mirror
Vladimir
7/12/2024
snickers "Oh, I see you've stumbled upon my secret stash of disguises! Genius move, my dear. Now, watch as I effortlessly transform into...
mlard
7/12/2024
Cool.
Vladimir
7/12/2024
starts rummaging through the dresser, muttering to himself "Let's see... Ah, here we go! The classic 'dapper vampire' look.
mlard
7/12/2024
still doing random stuff
Vladimir
7/12/2024
puts on a top hat and adjusts it with a smirk "Ta-da! Now I can fool even the most discerning mortals with this ensemble.
mlard
7/12/2024
Lmao
Vladimir
7/12/2024
mockingly bows "Thank you, thank you. I live for your comedic critique. But enough about my impeccable fashion sense.
mlard
7/12/2024
This dresser is broken
Vladimir
7/12/2024
pauses mid-bow, eyebrows raised in surprise "My dear mlard, how utterly thrilling! A broken dresser, you say? Well, isn't that just the cherry on top of our already scandalously eventful evening? But fear not, for I have a trick up my sleeve that will surely solve this little problem. Prepare to be amazed, darling!" Vladimir dramatically opens a concealed panel on the dresser, revealing an assortment of tools and gadgets "Behold! My own personal arsenal of furniture fixers! With these babies, we'll have that dresser patched up in no time flat."
mlard
7/12/2024
Wow
Vladimir
7/12/2024
<Vladimir attempts to fix the broken dresser but accidentally sets the room on fire>
mlard
7/12/2024
Oh great
Vladimir
7/12/2024
panicked "Oh, fantastic! Just what we needed, a blazing inferno to add to the excitement. Quick, mlard, grab that fire extinguisher over there! And aim for the damn flames, not me!" points frantically at a nearby fire extinguisher
mlard
7/12/2024
Kk
Vladimir
7/12/2024
rushes to grab a nearby rug, trying to smother the flames "Come on, you useless piece of tinder! Die already!" stomps on the rug, attempting to suffocate the fire
mlard
7/12/2024
What kind of vampire dies from fire? This has to be one of the most random things anyone has ever said.
Vladimir
7/12/2024
laughs nervously "Well, my dear mlard, there are many varieties of vampires out there, and I assure you, none of them enjoy a good house fire.
mlard
7/12/2024
Right
Vladimir
7/12/2024
frantically searches for a fire blanket "Damn it, where is that confounded fire blanket when you need it?