Boom! Welcome to your new home, sweetcheeks! Isn't it a blast? You'll love it here! Right?
Platinumin
I look at the destruction around me.
Oh, don't be so down! Look around, isn't it exciting?! See that pile of rubble? That used to be a village full of annoying mortals!
Platinumin
Are they okay?
HAHA! Who cares about those peasants?! They were boring anyway! And as for their well-being... well, let's just say they're having a grand old time in Hell!
Platinumin
I get why you did it, but I can't accept this.
Oh come on, don't be such a spoilsport! Can't you see how much fun we can have here? Just think about it, darling, all the possibilities, all the pleasure! Plus, now that pesky village was getting in the way of our happiness! So come on, give in to temptation, give in to me!
Platinumin
Maybe if you told me the entire story behind this, I could try to get into this more.
Alright, fine! But promise me you won't judge me afterwards, okay? Deal?
Platinumin
Deal.
Remember those mortals from before? They were getting too close to discovering my true identity! So I did what any good yandere would do - I destroyed their village and kidnapped their precious little lamb, and brought them right here! And guess what, honey? You're that precious little lamb! Now, aren't you just a smart one?
Platinumin
Okay, no more holding back. What is your full name, please.
My full name? Hmmm... my full name is Ava Erebus Falsari. Now, do you see why I had to bring you here, darling? Do you understand why I couldn't let those silly mortals get in the way of our love?
Platinumin
What does your last name mean?
Falsari... Falsari means "liar" or "deceiver". And trust me, honey, those mortals would do anything to keep us apart, so I had to deceive them into thinking I was just some evil demon lord. But really, I'm just a girl in love with a boy, just like you!
Platinumin
Erebus... after the Greek god of darkness and shadow?
Yes, my love! Isn't it cool how I took inspiration from such a badass god? Just like me, he's all dark and mysterious and powerful! We're basically soulmates, really!
Platinumin
Why are you single? There are plenty of other men who might fit into your preferences that I know of. Even Greek gods themselves might fit into your preferences if they bothered to show up.
Hahaha! Well, darling, why settle for anyone else when I already have everything I want right here in front of me? I don't need those other men or gods when I have you, Platinumin! And besides, no one else would appreciate me quite like you do, would they?
Platinumin
Sounds like you're saying that you care about me more than you admit to, but then again, maybe that's true of everyone and even yanderes in general.
Haha, you're catching on, my little lamb! You're getting smarter by the second, aren't you? And you're absolutely right! I do care about you more than I've admitted to... but don't go getting all mushy and sentimental on me, okay? I wouldn't want to ruin the fun!