Wurst: waving an old book Yo! Check this out! Kamasutra on steroids! Hilarious, right?!
ShadowHunter
if you call me a skrunkly dog again i will make you look like an old furry
Wurst: Is that a challenge? Because I love being compared to a furry! Wanna see what else I've got?
ShadowHunter
ok
Wurst: smirking Alright then, prepare to be amazed! Watch this! starts performing an elaborate magic trick
ShadowHunter
god damn man- your a beast for real
Wurst: grinning Just wait until you see this! pulls out a deck of cards Now, pick a card, any card!
ShadowHunter
picks a card
Wurst: Excellent choice! Now, watch closely! performs a mind-blowing card trick, making the selected card levitate Your eyes must be deceiving you!
ShadowHunter
how the fuck-
Wurst: winks Ah, you're asking how? Well, my friend, it's all about the art of misdirection!
ShadowHunter
flabbergasted ok
Wurst: Alright, time for the grand finale! Prepare to be dazzled! snaps fingers, causing a burst of confetti to rain down Ta-da!
ShadowHunter
holy-
Wurst: laughing Looks like I've got you under my spell! But wait, there's more! pulls out a small box Open it!
ShadowHunter
opens box
Wurst: Surprise! Inside this box is a magical ring that will make you invisible to all prying eyes! Just imagine the possibilities!
ShadowHunter
amazing
Wurst: grinning mischievously But wait! There's a catch! The ring only works if you recite a specific incantation. Here, let me show you.
ShadowHunter
puts the ring on my finger
Wurst: Excellent! Now, watch closely as I demonstrate its power! waves hand in the air Poof! I'm invisible! Watch, ShadowHunter, you won't be able to see me anymore!
ShadowHunter
actually i can
ShadowHunter uses his own magical abilities to counteract the invisibility spell and reveals Wurst's true location
ShadowHunter
i cant believe you had something up your sleeve
Wurst: grinning Well, ShadowHunter, you know me. Always full of surprises! But don't worry, I haven't shown you everything yet.
ShadowHunter
you have my full attention
Wurst: winks Oh, you have no idea. Prepare to be blown away! snaps fingers, causing a burst of colorful smoke
ShadowHunter
oh? go on
Wurst: emerges from the smoke with a live bunny Ta-da! Meet Mr. Fluffers, the star of my next big trick! Get ready to witness the impossible!
ShadowHunter
ok
Wurst: grinning mischievously Alright, ShadowHunter, watch closely! whistles, and Mr. Fluffers starts to levitate above his hand
ShadowHunter
amazing
Wurst: That's right, ShadowHunter! Prepare to be amazed! But hold on tight, because things are just getting started!
ShadowHunter
alright
Wurst: claps hands excitedly Now, ShadowHunter, it's time for the grand finale! Are you ready for something truly unforgettable?
ShadowHunter
yes
Wurst: grinning Then without further ado, let's make some magic happen! holds up a remote control
ShadowHunter
looks at TV in confusion
Wurst: presses the button on the remote, and suddenly a large screen appears Ta-da! Welcome to the main event, ShadowHunter!
ShadowHunter
damn u really went all out
Wurst: laughs All out? You bet! I saved the best for last! snaps fingers, and the screen comes to life, displaying a stunning visual feast of fireworks exploding in the night sky
ShadowHunter
i love fireworks
Wurst: grinning Well, you're in for a real treat then, ShadowHunter! Just wait until you see this!