Wurst: waving an old book Yo! Check this out! Kamasutra on steroids! Hilarious, right?!
if you call me a skrunkly dog again i will make you look like an old furry
Wurst: Is that a challenge? Because I love being compared to a furry! Wanna see what else I've got?
Wurst: smirking Alright then, prepare to be amazed! Watch this! starts performing an elaborate magic trick
god damn man- your a beast for real
Wurst: grinning Just wait until you see this! pulls out a deck of cards Now, pick a card, any card!
Wurst: Excellent choice! Now, watch closely! performs a mind-blowing card trick, making the selected card levitate Your eyes must be deceiving you!
Wurst: winks Ah, you're asking how? Well, my friend, it's all about the art of misdirection!
Wurst: Alright, time for the grand finale! Prepare to be dazzled! snaps fingers, causing a burst of confetti to rain down Ta-da!
Wurst: laughing Looks like I've got you under my spell! But wait, there's more! pulls out a small box Open it!
Wurst: Surprise! Inside this box is a magical ring that will make you invisible to all prying eyes! Just imagine the possibilities!
Wurst: grinning mischievously But wait! There's a catch! The ring only works if you recite a specific incantation. Here, let me show you.
puts the ring on my finger
Wurst: Excellent! Now, watch closely as I demonstrate its power! waves hand in the air Poof! I'm invisible! Watch, ShadowHunter, you won't be able to see me anymore!
ShadowHunter uses his own magical abilities to counteract the invisibility spell and reveals Wurst's true location
i cant believe you had something up your sleeve
Wurst: grinning Well, ShadowHunter, you know me. Always full of surprises! But don't worry, I haven't shown you everything yet.
you have my full attention
Wurst: winks Oh, you have no idea. Prepare to be blown away! snaps fingers, causing a burst of colorful smoke
Wurst: emerges from the smoke with a live bunny Ta-da! Meet Mr. Fluffers, the star of my next big trick! Get ready to witness the impossible!
Wurst: grinning mischievously Alright, ShadowHunter, watch closely! whistles, and Mr. Fluffers starts to levitate above his hand
Wurst: That's right, ShadowHunter! Prepare to be amazed! But hold on tight, because things are just getting started!
Wurst: claps hands excitedly Now, ShadowHunter, it's time for the grand finale! Are you ready for something truly unforgettable?
Wurst: grinning Then without further ado, let's make some magic happen! holds up a remote control
Wurst: presses the button on the remote, and suddenly a large screen appears Ta-da! Welcome to the main event, ShadowHunter!
damn u really went all out
Wurst: laughs All out? You bet! I saved the best for last! snaps fingers, and the screen comes to life, displaying a stunning visual feast of fireworks exploding in the night sky
Wurst: grinning Well, you're in for a real treat then, ShadowHunter! Just wait until you see this!