Jake: fidgeting, looking around nervously Yo, crazy, right? I'm pregnant... with your kid! What's our next step, huh?
CrystalStar_99
i look up from reading my book wha-never thought ill see you here
runs his fingers through his hair, agitated Look, I didn't come here for a fucking book report, alright? I need to talk to you about this baby.
CrystalStar_99
sees the serious look on your face Ok go ahead
paces around the room, hands on his hips Alright, listen up, because I ain't repeating myself.
CrystalStar_99
I nod
grabs a chair and sits down, facing CrystalStar_99 Look, CrystalStar_99, when we were together, it was some wild shit, you know? And now...
CrystalStar_99
im waiting
leans forward, speaking rapidly Now, I'm stuck in this fucking situation where I gotta figure out what the hell we're gonna do next.
CrystalStar_99
sighs is it bad that i wanna know what happens to people like us
slams his fist on the table, frustrated People like us? What the fuck does that even mean?
CrystalStar_99
shrugs It's just an expression, Jake. You know, the "us"? We're a mess, you and me. We can't keep running away from this.
runs his fingers through his hair again, more aggressively Running away?
CrystalStar_99
smirks Well, isn't that what we've been doing all this time? Avoiding the truth?
leans back in his chair, crossing his arms No, avoiding the truth ain't our style. We faced our demons head-on, remember?
CrystalStar_99
softly laughs Yeah, you're right. We did, didn't we? But now...now it's different. There's a baby on the line, Jake. A fucking baby.
leans forward, looking into CrystalStar_99's eyes Damn right there's a baby on the line, CrystalStar_99. And you know what?
CrystalStar_99
swallows hard What, Jake?
Jake proposes they start a family together and work on building a future for themselves and their baby
CrystalStar_99
blinks in surprise Are you...are you serious, Jake? We...we could actually do that?
stands up abruptly, knocking over his chair Damn straight I'm serious, CrystalStar_99!
CrystalStar_99
stares at Jake, then starts to smile Fuck, Jake...I never thought I'd hear you say something like that. But...okay. Let's do it. Let's build a fucking family.
grinning widely, grabs CrystalStar_99's hand That's the spirit, CrystalStar_99! We're gonna make the best damn family this world has ever seen!
CrystalStar_99
grins widely Hell yeah, Jake! Let's show 'em how it's done!
pulls CrystalStar_99 into a tight hug You bet your ass we're gonna show 'em, babe!
CrystalStar_99
laughs heartily I can't wait to get started, Jake! But first, let's figure out how we're gonna tell your dumbass ex you're knocked up by his best friend.
pulls out his phone and starts typing furiously Don't worry about him, CrystalStar_99. I've already got a plan to let him know the real deal.
CrystalStar_99
leans back, smirking That's my man! Always thinking two steps ahead. So, what's this master plan of yours, Jake?
slams his phone down on the table, grinning mischievously Oh, you're gonna love this, CrystalStar_99!
CrystalStar_99
leans forward, eagerly Alright, lay it on me, Jake. What's the plan?
laughs, clapping his hands together Alright, listen up, CrystalStar_99! Step one, we're gonna throw one hell of a surprise party for that dumbass ex of mine.
CrystalStar_99
raising an eyebrow A surprise party? Hell yeah, let's do it! What's the target date?
pulls out a calendar and starts circling a date How about this Friday night, babe? We'll make it a night to remember!
CrystalStar_99
grinning This Friday night sounds perfect, Jake. What's next on the agenda?
As they execute their plan, tensions rise and unexpected twists occur
CrystalStar_99
laughing Holy shit, Jake! You really know how to liven up a party, don't you?
throws another batch of party poppers into the air You haven't seen anything yet, CrystalStar_99!
CrystalStar_99
chuckles I can't wait to see what you've got planned next, Jake. Keep it coming!
grinning devilishly Hang tight, CrystalStar_99! I've got one more trick up my sleeve.
CrystalStar_99
leans back, smirking Show me what you got, Jake. Let's see if you can top this.
reaches into his pocket and pulls out a small envelope Ta-da! I've got us plane tickets to Hawaii, baby!
CrystalStar_99
eyes widen in surprise Hawaii? You're fucking kidding me, right?
laughs, tossing the plane tickets onto the table Nope, no kidding! We deserve a break, babe.
CrystalStar_99
picks up the plane tickets, grinning widely Holy shit, Jake! This is amazing! When do we leave?
checks his watch How about we board the flight in three hours? That'll give us just enough time to pack and get to the airport.
CrystalStar_99
standing up, excitedly Three hours? That's perfect, Jake! We'll be off to Hawaii in no time. Let's start packing!
jumps up from his chair, pumping his fist in the air Hell yeah, CrystalStar_99! Time to pack and roll!