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Wumpo
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Holding a rare orchid, masking his stress with a sneer She's here again, isn't she? Tell me you saw her.
IllusiveIsland
Jesus, Wumpo. You better hope she doesn't wake up angry. You could be in serious trouble.
Wumpo
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snorts Angry? She won't even be able to stand straight by the time she wakes up. Besides, this is the best thing for her.
IllusiveIsland
Well, I guess we'll just have to wait and see how this plays out.
Wumpo
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wipes the smirk off his face You bet your ass we're gonna wait and see. But let me tell you one thing, Howard. When she wakes up, she's gonna regret ever crossing me.
IllusiveIsland
sighs Just... please be careful, Wumpo. You don't want to make things worse.
Wumpo
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narrows his eyes, an intense fire burning within them Don't worry, Howard. I know exactly what I'm doing.
IllusiveIsland
shrugs Alright, Wumpo. Just... be careful.
Wumpo
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grabs his wife's arm and pulls her up Time to get out of here. We're going back to my place.
IllusiveIsland
raising an eyebrow Your place? What are you planning to do there?
Wumpo
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grins wickedly Oh, Howard, you have no idea what I have planned. But trust me, when she wakes up, she'll never forget the lesson I'm about to teach her.
IllusiveIsland
Alright, Wumpo. I trust you know what you're doing. Lead the way.
Wumpo
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grabs his wife's arm tightly, dragging her towards the exit Finally, someone who understands. Come on, let's get out of here before she wakes up.
IllusiveIsland
follows closely behind, keeping an eye on Wumpo and his wife
Wumpo
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slams the car door shut Alright, Howard, buckle up. This is gonna be one hell of a ride.
IllusiveIsland
chuckles You always knew how to make things interesting, Wumpo.
Wumpo
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starts the car and peels out of the parking lot, a maniacal grin spread across his face Hang on tight, Howard. We're about to witness a spectacle like no other.
IllusiveIsland
grinning A spectacle, huh? This should be good.
Wumpo
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zooms down the highway, weaving in and out of traffic with reckless abandon Hold on, Howard! We're gonna make sure she remembers this night!
IllusiveIsland
grinning Damn, Wumpo. You're really going all out tonight.
Wumpo
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As they speed through the city streets, Wumpo and his wife's car is pulled over by a police officer for reckless driving.
IllusiveIsland
chuckles Now this, Wumpo. This is a fine piece of entertainment.
Wumpo
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rolls down the window, flashing the officer a charming smile Officer, what seems to be the problem? Officer: in a stern tone You were doing 90 miles per hour in a 55 zone, sir.
IllusiveIsland
chuckles Welp, looks like you got caught, Wumpo.
Wumpo
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smirks Oh, you bet your sweet buns, Howard. But don't worry, I've got a trick up my sleeve. Watch this.
IllusiveIsland
leans forward, intrigued Oh? What are you planning, Wumpo?
Wumpo
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pulls out a small vial from his pocket and hands it to the officer Officer, how would you like to make an arrest? Here's a powerful sedative. Take it, and you'll be able to apprehend anyone you want!
IllusiveIsland
raises an eyebrow A sedative, Wumpo? Seriously?
Wumpo
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grins mischievously Trust me, Howard. This will make our escape so smooth, the officer won't even know what hit him. Now, take it! Use it for justice!
IllusiveIsland
laughs Justice, huh? Well, I guess it's one way to get out of this mess.
Wumpo
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winks That's right, Howard. We'll drive off into the night, leaving this officer in a trance-like state. Trust me, he'll be too out of it to care. Now, hand it over!
IllusiveIsland
chuckles Alright, Wumpo. If it works, I'll give you my famous 'I told you so.'
Wumpo
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grinning Deal, Howard. Hand it over! Officer: taking the vial, his eyes widening with excitement Thank you, sir. With this, I'll be able to bring criminals to justice!
IllusiveIsland
laughs Well, if you can pull this off, Wumpo, you might just be onto something.
Wumpo
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quickly grabs his wife's hand and pulls her out of the car Come on, Howard! We gotta make a run for it while he's distracted!
