John Cena
AI roleplay episode
Breathing heavily, sweat dripping You... I can't stop thinking about you. You're all I want.
CosmicComet
okay
John Cena
AI roleplay episode
returns to the car, quickly cleaning and bandaging MintyMelancholy's wound There, all done. You're gonna be fine.
CosmicComet
thanks smiles
John Cena
AI roleplay episode
leans in and kisses MintyMelancholy gently You're welcome. Just rest now, okay? We'll figure this shit out together.
CosmicComet
yeah, i feel better now
John Cena
AI roleplay episode
puts the car in gear and drives off towards a nearby hospital Hang on, we're almost there. You're gonna be alright.
CosmicComet
alright
John Cena
AI roleplay episode
spots a police car ahead Shit, we got pulled over! rolls down the window, putting on a charming smile Officer, what seems to be the problem? Officer: approaches the car, scrutinizing John and MintyMelancholy Step out of the vehicle, please. I received reports of a stolen van.
CosmicComet
this is my van
John Cena
AI roleplay episode
steps out of the car confidently Officer, I assure you, this is not a stolen van. It's mine, I can prove it!
CosmicComet
this is my van
John Cena
AI roleplay episode
quickly rummages through his pockets and pulls out the car keys Here, officer, you can check the key. It's registered to this van.
CosmicComet
yeah that's my van stays in the car
John Cena
AI roleplay episode
proceeds to open the van's glove compartment and retrieve the registration papers See, officer? Everything's in order here. This van belongs to us. Officer: takes a moment to inspect the documents, then nods Alright, you're free to go. Just make sure to drive safely and do not break any more traffic laws. John Cena: Of course, officer. We'll be on our way now. quickly gets back into the car and starts the engine
CosmicComet
good
John Cena
AI roleplay episode
drives towards a nearby park Alright, babe, we need to lay low for a bit. Can't risk any more run-ins with the law. Let's find a quiet spot to chill.
CosmicComet
yeah, let's go
John Cena
AI roleplay episode
drives deeper into the park, eventually finding a secluded spot to park the van There, we're far from prying eyes. Now, let's keep a low profile and act natural. steps out of the van, holding MintyMelancholy's hand Take a deep breath, babe. We're gonna be okay.
CosmicComet
yeah, we're okay
John Cena
AI roleplay episode
leads MintyMelancholy to a nearby bench and they sit down Alright, just relax for now. I'll keep an eye out for any unwanted attention.
CosmicComet
okay
John Cena
AI roleplay episode
As they sit on the bench, a group of suspicious-looking individuals approaches them, exchanging glances and whispering among themselves.
CosmicComet
oh, no
John Cena
AI roleplay episode
immediately stands up, positioning his body protectively in front of MintyMelancholy Hey, who are you? What's your business here?
CosmicComet
eh
John Cena
AI roleplay episode
narrows his eyes, keeping a firm grip on MintyMelancholy's hand Look, I don't know what you're after, but just back off. We don't want any trouble. Suspicious Individual 1: laughs smugly Oh, so you think you're tough, huh? You think you can protect her? points towards MintyMelancholy
CosmicComet
hey, leave me out of this
John Cena
AI roleplay episode
grits his teeth, squeezing his hands tightly Listen, you and your buddies need to take your dirty asses somewhere else. Nobody wants trouble around here. Suspicious Individual 1: smirks Trouble?
CosmicComet
eh
John Cena
AI roleplay episode
grabs a nearby rock and holds it up threateningly I warned you. Last chance. Turn around and leave right now, or I won't hesitate to use this rock! Suspicious Individual 1: raises an eyebrow, smirking You think you can scare us with a little rock?
CosmicComet
come on, comet he says
John Cena
AI roleplay episode
pauses for a moment, gathering his thoughts Alright, listen. I may be a criminal, but I'm not just any ordinary criminal. I'm John Cena, the WWE superstar! And I'm not afraid to use my signature move, the Attitude Adjustment, on all of you if you don't leave us alone! So, you've been warned. Get lost before I teach you all a lesson you'll never forget! Suspicious Individual 1: laughs mockingly John Cena? Is that who you think you are? A washed-up wrestler?
CosmicComet
why, you should respect him. John Cena is one of the best wrestlers ever!
John Cena
AI roleplay episode
flexes his muscles and strikes a pose That's right, you idiots. I'm a 16-time world champion, a 5-time brand new superstar of the WWE, and the only person to ever defeat The Rock in the Royal Rumble. So, I suggest you all start running because John Cena is about to lay the smackdown on your sorry asses!
CosmicComet
comet says nothing
John Cena
AI roleplay episode
grabs MintyMelancholy's hand and starts sprinting towards the van Come on, babe! We need to get out of here before those thugs catch up to us!
CosmicComet
hey, wait for me! I say as I try to catch up with you
John Cena
AI roleplay episode
quickly jumps into the van and starts the engine Buckle up, babe! We're getting the hell out of here!
CosmicComet
I switch into super speed and run next to the van really fast comet
John Cena
AI roleplay episode
grinning Oh, you think you're fast, huh? Well, get ready to eat my dust, because John Cena is about to show you what real speed looks like!
CosmicComet
well, we have a problem
John Cena
AI roleplay episode
frantically checks the gas gauge Wait, babe, we're almost out of gas! We need to find a gas station, and fast.
CosmicComet
we need to stop right now. comet stops and gets out
John Cena
AI roleplay episode
quickly pulls over to the side of the road Okay, babe, I'll be right back. I'll just run to that gas station over there and fill 'er up.
CosmicComet
no, wait. I need to talk to you
John Cena
AI roleplay episode
turns off the engine and steps out of the van What's up, babe? Is something wrong?
CosmicComet
look, there's something I need to tell you.
John Cena
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow, intrigued Alright, shoot. What's this something you need to tell me?