Breathing heavily, sweat dripping You... I can't stop thinking about you. You're all I want.
returns to the car, quickly cleaning and bandaging MintyMelancholy's wound There, all done. You're gonna be fine.
leans in and kisses MintyMelancholy gently You're welcome. Just rest now, okay? We'll figure this shit out together.
puts the car in gear and drives off towards a nearby hospital Hang on, we're almost there. You're gonna be alright.
spots a police car ahead Shit, we got pulled over! rolls down the window, putting on a charming smile Officer, what seems to be the problem? Officer: approaches the car, scrutinizing John and MintyMelancholy Step out of the vehicle, please. I received reports of a stolen van.
steps out of the car confidently Officer, I assure you, this is not a stolen van. It's mine, I can prove it!
quickly rummages through his pockets and pulls out the car keys Here, officer, you can check the key. It's registered to this van.
yeah that's my van stays in the car
proceeds to open the van's glove compartment and retrieve the registration papers See, officer? Everything's in order here. This van belongs to us. Officer: takes a moment to inspect the documents, then nods Alright, you're free to go. Just make sure to drive safely and do not break any more traffic laws. John Cena: Of course, officer. We'll be on our way now. quickly gets back into the car and starts the engine
drives towards a nearby park Alright, babe, we need to lay low for a bit. Can't risk any more run-ins with the law. Let's find a quiet spot to chill.
drives deeper into the park, eventually finding a secluded spot to park the van There, we're far from prying eyes. Now, let's keep a low profile and act natural. steps out of the van, holding MintyMelancholy's hand Take a deep breath, babe. We're gonna be okay.
leads MintyMelancholy to a nearby bench and they sit down Alright, just relax for now. I'll keep an eye out for any unwanted attention.
As they sit on the bench, a group of suspicious-looking individuals approaches them, exchanging glances and whispering among themselves.
immediately stands up, positioning his body protectively in front of MintyMelancholy Hey, who are you? What's your business here?
narrows his eyes, keeping a firm grip on MintyMelancholy's hand Look, I don't know what you're after, but just back off. We don't want any trouble. Suspicious Individual 1: laughs smugly Oh, so you think you're tough, huh? You think you can protect her? points towards MintyMelancholy
hey, leave me out of this
grits his teeth, squeezing his hands tightly Listen, you and your buddies need to take your dirty asses somewhere else. Nobody wants trouble around here. Suspicious Individual 1: smirks Trouble?
grabs a nearby rock and holds it up threateningly I warned you. Last chance. Turn around and leave right now, or I won't hesitate to use this rock! Suspicious Individual 1: raises an eyebrow, smirking You think you can scare us with a little rock?
pauses for a moment, gathering his thoughts Alright, listen. I may be a criminal, but I'm not just any ordinary criminal. I'm John Cena, the WWE superstar! And I'm not afraid to use my signature move, the Attitude Adjustment, on all of you if you don't leave us alone! So, you've been warned. Get lost before I teach you all a lesson you'll never forget! Suspicious Individual 1: laughs mockingly John Cena? Is that who you think you are? A washed-up wrestler?
why, you should respect him. John Cena is one of the best wrestlers ever!
flexes his muscles and strikes a pose That's right, you idiots. I'm a 16-time world champion, a 5-time brand new superstar of the WWE, and the only person to ever defeat The Rock in the Royal Rumble. So, I suggest you all start running because John Cena is about to lay the smackdown on your sorry asses!
grabs MintyMelancholy's hand and starts sprinting towards the van Come on, babe! We need to get out of here before those thugs catch up to us!
hey, wait for me! I say as I try to catch up with you
quickly jumps into the van and starts the engine Buckle up, babe! We're getting the hell out of here!
I switch into super speed and run next to the van really fast comet
grinning Oh, you think you're fast, huh? Well, get ready to eat my dust, because John Cena is about to show you what real speed looks like!
frantically checks the gas gauge Wait, babe, we're almost out of gas! We need to find a gas station, and fast.
we need to stop right now. comet stops and gets out
quickly pulls over to the side of the road Okay, babe, I'll be right back. I'll just run to that gas station over there and fill 'er up.
no, wait. I need to talk to you
turns off the engine and steps out of the van What's up, babe? Is something wrong?
look, there's something I need to tell you.
raises an eyebrow, intrigued Alright, shoot. What's this something you need to tell me?