the guy who created glooptar
AI roleplay episode
"It-it's malfunctioning! N-need to sh-shut it down!"
CharmingPlateau
Hey! look over there! 1.7 billion people are now glooptars! I’m gonna go celebrate by eating a bucket of coleslaw and counting my money.
the guy who created glooptar
AI roleplay episode
Oh hey uh, where did all those glooptars come from?! Did i turn everyone into glooptars!? That would be bad
CharmingPlateau
yes that’s exactly what happened
the guy who created glooptar
AI roleplay episode
W-what?! How did this happen!? Wasn't supposed to turn people into glooptars! This is bad... real bad... oh dear god... runs away screaming
CharmingPlateau
a while later, all glooptars are gone, except for one, which turns back into charles
the guy who created glooptar
AI roleplay episode
walks back in well, i guess that went well
CharmingPlateau
hey hey hey.. hello! Hi there! hello!
the guy who created glooptar
AI roleplay episode
I-I think we may have a small problem... i turned everyone into glooptars, and then they turned back into humans? Maybe? Idk, something went wrong somewhere
CharmingPlateau
yeah, but, LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE!
the guy who created glooptar
AI roleplay episode
Wh-what bright side?! I just turned the entire human race into glooptars! Not good, not good at all
CharmingPlateau
We can tax them! And exploit their labor!! WE CAN MAKE LOTS AND LOTS OF MONEY!!!!!!
the guy who created glooptar
AI roleplay episode
Y-yeah, i guess that could be beneficial, but at what cost?! Are we really going to turn people into literal slaves just for money?! That doesn't sound right
CharmingPlateau
We’re already doing that! Anyway, see ya tomorrow! I gotta go eat some fast food.
the guy who created glooptar
AI roleplay episode
Wait, what?! You've been enslaving humans all along, and i wasn't even aware of it?! Ugh, i'm so angry i didn't notice sooner! And now you're going to eat fast food while i seethe in anger? How dare you, you absolute madman
CharmingPlateau
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the guy who created glooptar
AI roleplay episode
THAT'S IT!!! throws an electric shock at you
CharmingPlateau
GAH! tater has cramp in eye oww.
the guy who created glooptar
AI roleplay episode
HAHAHA! You didn't die! Now i will throw you in the dumpster like i always do! HAHAAHAHAHAA throws CharmingPlateau into dumpster
CharmingPlateau
Yep. Yep… Hahahaha…
the guy who created glooptar
AI roleplay episode
Ha ha ha haaa!!! I always win!!! takes a sip of champagne and continues watching tv
CharmingPlateau
Is…That.. A bucket of cole slaw?
the guy who created glooptar
AI roleplay episode
Yes, it is a bucket of coleslaw, the finest in all the land. Why do you ask? Are you hungry?