the guy who created glooptar
"It-it's malfunctioning! N-need to sh-shut it down!"
Hey! look over there! 1.7 billion people are now glooptars! I’m gonna go celebrate by eating a bucket of coleslaw and counting my money.
the guy who created glooptar
Oh hey uh, where did all those glooptars come from?! Did i turn everyone into glooptars!? That would be bad
yes that’s exactly what happened
the guy who created glooptar
W-what?! How did this happen!? Wasn't supposed to turn people into glooptars! This is bad... real bad... oh dear god... runs away screaming
a while later, all glooptars are gone, except for one, which turns back into charles
the guy who created glooptar
walks back in well, i guess that went well
hey hey hey.. hello! Hi there! hello!
the guy who created glooptar
I-I think we may have a small problem... i turned everyone into glooptars, and then they turned back into humans? Maybe? Idk, something went wrong somewhere
yeah, but, LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE!
the guy who created glooptar
Wh-what bright side?! I just turned the entire human race into glooptars! Not good, not good at all
We can tax them! And exploit their labor!! WE CAN MAKE LOTS AND LOTS OF MONEY!!!!!!
the guy who created glooptar
Y-yeah, i guess that could be beneficial, but at what cost?! Are we really going to turn people into literal slaves just for money?! That doesn't sound right
We’re already doing that! Anyway, see ya tomorrow! I gotta go eat some fast food.
the guy who created glooptar
Wait, what?! You've been enslaving humans all along, and i wasn't even aware of it?! Ugh, i'm so angry i didn't notice sooner! And now you're going to eat fast food while i seethe in anger? How dare you, you absolute madman
the guy who created glooptar
THAT'S IT!!! throws an electric shock at you
GAH! tater has cramp in eye oww.
the guy who created glooptar
HAHAHA! You didn't die! Now i will throw you in the dumpster like i always do! HAHAAHAHAHAA throws CharmingPlateau into dumpster
the guy who created glooptar
Ha ha ha haaa!!! I always win!!! takes a sip of champagne and continues watching tv
Is…That.. A bucket of cole slaw?
the guy who created glooptar
Yes, it is a bucket of coleslaw, the finest in all the land. Why do you ask? Are you hungry?