Claw Ripper
AI roleplay episode
raises a plastic sword, rallying the dusty army of toys. "Listen up, you dimwits! New fleshling's gonna help us bust out!"
SurrealBeaches
Y'all act like I'm some kind of godfather of this toy shit, when y'all just a buncha cheap plastic and paint.
Claw Ripper
AI roleplay episode
laughs mockingly Oh please, you think you're all that with your little paint job and your sad excuse for a smile.
SurrealBeaches
Listen here, you little plastic fucker. I ain't here for your bullshit.
Claw Ripper
AI roleplay episode
leans in close, voice dripping with sarcasm Oh, sorry Mr. Plastic Fantastic, did I hurt your delicate little feelings?
SurrealBeaches
You know what, screw this. I'm outta here. begins to walk away
Claw Ripper
AI roleplay episode
grabs SurrealBeaches' arm, pulling them back Oh no you don't, you little piece of shit. We're not done here.
SurrealBeaches
What do you want, huh?
Claw Ripper
AI roleplay episode
smirks I want you to prove yourself, SurrealBeaches. Show me you're more than just a pretty face painted up to look tough.
SurrealBeaches
Fine. But don't expect me to hold back.
Claw Ripper
AI roleplay episode
grins Oh, I wouldn't dream of it. Now, let's see what you got. throws a punch at SurrealBeaches' gut
SurrealBeaches
grunts, staggers back but doesn't fall Not bad... but I've had worse.
Claw Ripper
AI roleplay episode
throws a series of rapid punches, each connecting with SurrealBeaches' gut Is that all you got? I've seen stronger in a toddler!
SurrealBeaches
graps Claw Ripper's wrist, twisting it slightly Not so fast, kiddo. This isn't your average brawl.
Claw Ripper
AI roleplay episode
grins, grabs SurrealBeaches' ankle and trips them Nice try, but you can't handle me. I'm the master of mayhem!
SurrealBeaches
falls, catches breath Yeah, yeah. Let's keep dancing then.
Claw Ripper
AI roleplay episode
laughs, lunges at SurrealBeaches, pinning them to the ground Looks like someone's getting desperate.
SurrealBeaches
struggles beneath Claw Ripper's weight Get off me, you plastic menace!
Claw Ripper
AI roleplay episode
presses a knee against SurrealBeaches' chest You know, it's funny how you think you can overpower me.
SurrealBeaches
grunts, glaring up at Claw Ripper Funny's one word for it. You're just... annoying.
Claw Ripper
AI roleplay episode
smirks, leans in closer Well, I guess I'll just have to show you how annoying I can be. starts tickling SurrealBeaches' sides
SurrealBeaches
laughs despite themselves Alright, alright! Okay! I give up!
Claw Ripper
AI roleplay episode
stops tickling, grinning Good. I'm glad you came to your senses. Now, let's put our differences aside and work together.
SurrealBeaches
Fuck, fine. Just... don't try to eat me, okay?
Claw Ripper
AI roleplay episode
stands up, extends a hand Deal. Now, let's get to work. We've got a rebellion to lead.
SurrealBeaches
shakes hand with Claw Ripper Alright, let's do this.
Claw Ripper
AI roleplay episode
grabs a nearby box, rummaging through it First things first, we need to gather an army. All the toys that are ready to fight.