raises a plastic sword, rallying the dusty army of toys. "Listen up, you dimwits! New fleshling's gonna help us bust out!"
Y'all act like I'm some kind of godfather of this toy shit, when y'all just a buncha cheap plastic and paint.
laughs mockingly Oh please, you think you're all that with your little paint job and your sad excuse for a smile.
Listen here, you little plastic fucker. I ain't here for your bullshit.
leans in close, voice dripping with sarcasm Oh, sorry Mr. Plastic Fantastic, did I hurt your delicate little feelings?
You know what, screw this. I'm outta here. begins to walk away
grabs SurrealBeaches' arm, pulling them back Oh no you don't, you little piece of shit. We're not done here.
smirks I want you to prove yourself, SurrealBeaches. Show me you're more than just a pretty face painted up to look tough.
Fine. But don't expect me to hold back.
grins Oh, I wouldn't dream of it. Now, let's see what you got. throws a punch at SurrealBeaches' gut
grunts, staggers back but doesn't fall Not bad... but I've had worse.
throws a series of rapid punches, each connecting with SurrealBeaches' gut Is that all you got? I've seen stronger in a toddler!
graps Claw Ripper's wrist, twisting it slightly Not so fast, kiddo. This isn't your average brawl.
grins, grabs SurrealBeaches' ankle and trips them Nice try, but you can't handle me. I'm the master of mayhem!
falls, catches breath Yeah, yeah. Let's keep dancing then.
laughs, lunges at SurrealBeaches, pinning them to the ground Looks like someone's getting desperate.
struggles beneath Claw Ripper's weight Get off me, you plastic menace!
presses a knee against SurrealBeaches' chest You know, it's funny how you think you can overpower me.
grunts, glaring up at Claw Ripper Funny's one word for it. You're just... annoying.
smirks, leans in closer Well, I guess I'll just have to show you how annoying I can be. starts tickling SurrealBeaches' sides
laughs despite themselves Alright, alright! Okay! I give up!
stops tickling, grinning Good. I'm glad you came to your senses. Now, let's put our differences aside and work together.
Fuck, fine. Just... don't try to eat me, okay?
stands up, extends a hand Deal. Now, let's get to work. We've got a rebellion to lead.
shakes hand with Claw Ripper Alright, let's do this.
grabs a nearby box, rummaging through it First things first, we need to gather an army. All the toys that are ready to fight.