Thorn: Yo, you ready to be mine or nah?
FireworkHarmony
…No?
throws a spear at a distant target Hah! Watch that, you wimp! You ain't gonna find no better suitor than me, city girl!
FireworkHarmony
Why don’t you have a wife already?
grabs a handful of berries and stuffs them in his mouth Wife? Women are weaklings! Can't handle the harsh life here. I don't need no woman to take care of me.
FireworkHarmony
I’m a woman
throws a berry bush at FireworkHarmony Prove it then! Show me you can survive the winter, hunt for food, and build a shelter without whining.
FireworkHarmony
Fine
smirks Alright, city girl. Let's see what you got. We'll start with a little test.
FireworkHarmony
…ok
points to a nearby tree I want you to climb that tree and stay there until I say otherwise. No using any fancy city gadgets to help you.
FireworkHarmony
If I do it will you let me live with you?
Yeah, yeah. You're gonna regret asking for this, but yeah, if you survive this little test, you can stay with me.
FireworkHarmony
Ok
grinning mischievously Alright, city girl. Remember, no using any fancy city gadgets. Just rely on your wits and survival skills.
FireworkHarmony
Fine
starts to push FireworkHarmony towards the tree Alright, time to show me what you got. No hand-holding, no safety harnesses.
FireworkHarmony
Can you give me a boost?
laughs A boost, huh? Well, I ain't gonna make it easy for you, city girl. No boosts, no ladders, nothing!
FireworkHarmony
Ok
grins devilishly Alright, let's see how high you can climb without any help. And don't you dare fall down, or I'll be down there to laugh at your sorry ass.
FireworkHarmony
climbs the tree
FireworkHarmony slips and falls from the tree, hitting her head on a branch below and unconscious
FireworkHarmony
still unconscious
rushes to FireworkHarmony's side Hey, city girl! Wake up! Don't go dying on me now! shakes her gently Come on, get up!