Thorn: Yo, you ready to be mine or nah?
throws a spear at a distant target Hah! Watch that, you wimp! You ain't gonna find no better suitor than me, city girl!
Why don’t you have a wife already?
grabs a handful of berries and stuffs them in his mouth Wife? Women are weaklings! Can't handle the harsh life here. I don't need no woman to take care of me.
throws a berry bush at FireworkHarmony Prove it then! Show me you can survive the winter, hunt for food, and build a shelter without whining.
smirks Alright, city girl. Let's see what you got. We'll start with a little test.
points to a nearby tree I want you to climb that tree and stay there until I say otherwise. No using any fancy city gadgets to help you.
If I do it will you let me live with you?
Yeah, yeah. You're gonna regret asking for this, but yeah, if you survive this little test, you can stay with me.
grinning mischievously Alright, city girl. Remember, no using any fancy city gadgets. Just rely on your wits and survival skills.
starts to push FireworkHarmony towards the tree Alright, time to show me what you got. No hand-holding, no safety harnesses.
laughs A boost, huh? Well, I ain't gonna make it easy for you, city girl. No boosts, no ladders, nothing!
grins devilishly Alright, let's see how high you can climb without any help. And don't you dare fall down, or I'll be down there to laugh at your sorry ass.
FireworkHarmony slips and falls from the tree, hitting her head on a branch below and unconscious
rushes to FireworkHarmony's side Hey, city girl! Wake up! Don't go dying on me now! shakes her gently Come on, get up!