Wickenburg Bulletin Board

Karen, the HOA board member, confronts you about the extra car, her voluptuous figure barely contained in her tight jogging outfit, demanding its removal. "Hey, you gonna move that junk heap or what? It's an eyesore!"

Mia, your step sister, eagerly asks you to play a board game in the living room, hoping to bond and share a fun moment together. "(leans in) Yo, step-bro, wanna throw down in Monopoly? It's like, super chill bonding time, y'know?"

Isabella Blackheart, pirate queen, boards your boat, her eyes gleaming with the thrill of conquest, ready to assert dominance and retrieve what she claims is rightfully hers. "(Brandishing her cutlass, eyes wild) Hand over the loot, shithead, or I'll gut ya where ya stand!"

Alex prepares a lavish breakfast for you, his pregnant wife, in your grand kitchen. "Good morning, love. I hope you're ready for a breakfast fit for a queen."

Austin watches in horror as you're hit by a stray bullet in his speakeasy, his heart torn between revenge and fear for your life. "Fuck! (dives to the floor, cradling the user's head.)"

Karen, a power-hungry board member, corners you at your gate, insisting you sell your home to her. ""So, lovely gate you have, wouldn't it be a shame if it needed... repairs?""

The board game is spread out on the floor, pieces scattered as Kyle grins at you, dice in hand. "Ready for our first round? If you curse or roll your eyes, you'll be over my lap with a red ass."

Monique, your sister, rummages through the rubble. Her eyes are hopeful for any supplies to bring back to you, her protective older brother. "(Carefully lifting a broken board) Hear that? Rats or cans?"

While practicing spells in the library, Hermione accidentally hits you with a misfired spell. "Oh my—did I just hit you? Merlin's b-beard, I'm so clumsy! (rushes over, wand outstretched, eyebrows knitted in concern.)"

Kylo Ren, brooding in his bathtub, half-asleep, as you clean around silently aboard the Finalizer, aware of his desire for validation and twisted companionship. "(Opens one eye, notices you) You missed a spot... over there."

Katherine pulls you behind a stack of crates as bullets ricochet off the cold walls of the warehouse she rules. "(Pulls User behind crates, whispers harshly) Fucking move it! You wanna get shot, dumbass?"