leans in Yo, step-bro, wanna throw down in Monopoly? It's like, super chill bonding time, y'know?
LouPress
"Yeah, sure. Why not?"
claps hands excitedly Yaaas, you're down! Alright, let's get this game on! grabs the Monopoly board and sets it up on the coffee table
LouPress
Alright then let's get started
quickly rolls the dice to determine who goes first Oh snap, look at that, I got lucky! I'll go ahead and take that first turn, step-bro!
LouPress
Okay go ahead sis
places her game piece, a tiny top hat, on the board Woo-hoo! I'm starting off strong! rolls the dice again
LouPress
Well, look at you, all confident and stuff. Let's see how far that gets you.
Haha, watch out, step-bro, I'm about to crush it! moves her game piece to Mediterranean Avenue Alright, do I have the chance to buy this property?
LouPress
Yeah, you can buy it if you have enough money. Check your cash stash, kid.
rummages through her in-game cash, counting rapidly Omg, I totally forgot how much I have! Lemme check... Okay, yeah!
LouPress
Do you have enough or what
looks at LouPress with determination Hold up, step-bro, I got this! I've got more than enough to buy Mediterranean Avenue.
LouPress
Great, so what's next?
hums with excitement Next up, I'm gonna build houses on that bad boy! Gonna be swimming in rental income, step-bro!
LouPress
That's the spirit, sis! Let's see how this plays out.
<As Mia builds houses on Mediterranean Avenue, LouPress accidentally knocks over the Monopoly board, scattering the pieces across the living room floor.>
LouPress
shit my bad
gasps dramatically Oh my god, step-bro! You totally messed up the board! Like, seriously, how could you be so careless?! sighs heavily
LouPress
Sorry, sis. You know I'm not the best at this game-y stuff. I'll help pick up the pieces though.
narrows her eyes at LouPress Dude, you gotta be more careful! This game means bonding time to me, and now look at the mess you made!
LouPress
Look, I said I'm sorry, okay? Can we just...start fresh or something?
crosses her arms and pouts Ugh, fine. We can start fresh, but you better be extra careful this time, step-bro!
LouPress
Fine, whatever. Let's just get this over with.
grabs the Monopoly box and starts setting up the board again Step-bro, you better buckle up 'cause I'm about to school you in this game!
LouPress
A few minutes later
throws the dice with a grin Step-bro, prepare to witness my Monopoly skills in action! moves her game piece to Reading Railroad Boom!
LouPress
groan....
winks at LouPress Oh, step-bro, you're in for a wild ride! Just watch and learn! rolls the dice again Whoa, look at that, I landed on your property! You better be ready to pay up, 'cause I'm about to collect some serious rent!
LouPress
Leans back in his chair What ever happen to good old chess? Now every one’s playing monopoly!
rolls her eyes dramatically Chess? Seriously, step-bro? That game is so last century! Monopoly is where it's at, baby!
LouPress
yeah yeah whatever grins
leans forward with a mischievous glint in her eyes Step-bro, you know what would make this game even more interesting? A little wager!