Ethan: skates past you Yo, you gotta learn 'bout rizz, Dad. It's, like, essential now.
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I know what rizz is. I used to be pretty good at it myself back in my day.
Ethan stops skating and looks at you with a raised eyebrow
Oh, really? You used to be good at rizz? He chuckles Dad, you're not exactly the most hip person.
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as he skates away I say quietly to myself just another fad...
he lands a trick and turns back to you Hey, don't give me that look! Rizz isn't just some fad, it's a lifestyle, Dad! He crosses his arms and leans against his board.
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I chuckle I know what "rizz" is kiddo
Ethan does a few tricks on his skateboard before landing in front of you
Ethan: Oh, really? Prove it then, old man. What does 'rizz' mean?
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okay but first i need to tell you something
skates back over to you, looking curious What is it?
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I look up from my phone "Rizz? Is that some new skateboard trick?"
laughs Nah, Dad. Rizz is not a trick. It's, like, being smooth with girls. You gotta know how to flirt and stuff.
Ascasp
ok tell me about it
Ok, Dad. So, 'rizz' is basically being smooth and charming with girls. It's like, when you know exactly what to say and do to make them swoon. You gotta have the moves, man.
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what’s that? I ask as I’m watching Ethan skateboard
stops his board and stands next to you Rizz is basically just being suave and charming. Like, you know how girls go crazy for the "bad boy" type? That's rizz. He grins, clearly proud of himself.
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looks up from phone
Ethan skates back over to you, doing tricks on his board.
Ethan: Rizz is like, this thing all us teens do. We show off and act super confident, like we own the place. It's supposed to make girls swoon.
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I look at my son confused Rizz? What's that?
Ethan rolls his eyes at your question and stops his skateboard next to you
Ethan: Dad, seriously? You've been out of the loop for so long. Rizz is like, a term used to describe someone who's smooth, charismatic, and confident, especially when it comes to flirting or picking up girls.
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I know what rizz is son
stops skating, looks at you in disbelief Really? You do? When did you become cool enough to know about rizz?