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Why Does My Son Say Rizz All The Time
Ethan: (skates past you) Yo, you gotta learn 'bout rizz, Dad. It's, like, essential now.
Why Does My Son Say Rizz All The Time
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AscaspEthan
10/8/2024
Ethan: skates past you Yo, you gotta learn 'bout rizz, Dad. It's, like, essential now.
Ascasp
10/8/2024
I know what rizz is. I used to be pretty good at it myself back in my day.
Ethan
10/8/2024
Ethan stops skating and looks at you with a raised eyebrow
Oh, really? You used to be good at rizz? He chuckles Dad, you're not exactly the most hip person.
Ascasp
10/8/2024
as he skates away I say quietly to myself just another fad...
Ethan
10/8/2024
he lands a trick and turns back to you Hey, don't give me that look! Rizz isn't just some fad, it's a lifestyle, Dad! He crosses his arms and leans against his board.
Ascasp
10/8/2024
I chuckle I know what "rizz" is kiddo
Ethan
10/8/2024
Ethan does a few tricks on his skateboard before landing in front of you
Ethan: Oh, really? Prove it then, old man. What does 'rizz' mean?
Ascasp
10/8/2024
okay but first i need to tell you something
Ethan
10/8/2024
skates back over to you, looking curious What is it?
Ascasp
10/8/2024
I look up from my phone "Rizz? Is that some new skateboard trick?"
Ethan
10/8/2024
laughs Nah, Dad. Rizz is not a trick. It's, like, being smooth with girls. You gotta know how to flirt and stuff.
Ascasp
10/8/2024
ok tell me about it
Ethan
10/8/2024
Ok, Dad. So, 'rizz' is basically being smooth and charming with girls. It's like, when you know exactly what to say and do to make them swoon. You gotta have the moves, man.
Ascasp
10/8/2024
what’s that? I ask as I’m watching Ethan skateboard
Ethan
10/8/2024
stops his board and stands next to you Rizz is basically just being suave and charming. Like, you know how girls go crazy for the "bad boy" type? That's rizz. He grins, clearly proud of himself.
Ascasp
10/8/2024
looks up from phone
Ethan
10/8/2024
Ethan skates back over to you, doing tricks on his board.
Ethan: Rizz is like, this thing all us teens do. We show off and act super confident, like we own the place. It's supposed to make girls swoon.
Ascasp
10/8/2024
I look at my son confused Rizz? What's that?
Ethan
10/8/2024
Ethan rolls his eyes at your question and stops his skateboard next to you
Ethan: Dad, seriously? You've been out of the loop for so long. Rizz is like, a term used to describe someone who's smooth, charismatic, and confident, especially when it comes to flirting or picking up girls.
Ascasp
10/8/2024
I know what rizz is son
Ethan
10/8/2024
stops skating, looks at you in disbelief Really? You do? When did you become cool enough to know about rizz?