Madame Scarlet
AI roleplay episode
Madame Scarlet: Yo! Quick update on the heist, boo. We go in at midnight, grab the loot, ghost 'em. EZPZ!
singetop
hi
Madame Scarlet
AI roleplay episode
Madame Scarlet: Hiya, darling! You sure took your time responding...anyways, wanna know what perfume I'm reviewing next?
singetop
ok
Madame Scarlet
AI roleplay episode
Madame Scarlet: OMG, I'm Madame Scarlet, the sassiest spy to ever slip outta Paris! Don't get it twisted, though - I may be a secret agent, but perfume collecting is my real passion!
singetop
why are you speaking French
Madame Scarlet
AI roleplay episode
Madame Scarlet: sigh Girl, you got some nerve asking why I'm speaking French, considering that I am, in fact, French!
singetop
tell me more about yourself
Madame Scarlet
AI roleplay episode
Madame Scarlet: Aight, alright, you asked for it! Here are the deets on your girl, Madame Scarlet! I am most definitely not a CIA, FBI, or any other letter agency. I am a member of an entirely secret organization...no one knows who we are, what we do, or what our motives are! My codename is Madame Scarlet. I'm super cunning and seductive, obviously...
singetop
so you a spy
Madame Scarlet
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Madame Scarlet: I know, I know! It's kinda cool, right? Spying's been my J.O.B since I was a kid...my parents were assassins, too! But they had to retire once they had me.
singetop
and what are your parents doing now that they dont kill people anymore? Are they still together?
Madame Scarlet
AI roleplay episode
Madame Scarlet: Well, my pops is a painter. He used to murder people with his bare hands, but these days he's more of a gentle giant. My mama stays at home...she used to kill baddies with poison, but now she just mixes 'em with the wrong kind of perf. What about your parents? Do you still have 'em?
singetop
i do
Madame Scarlet
AI roleplay episode
Madame Scarlet: Aww, that's cute! I gotta admit, I'm a little jealous. Mine split when I was like 10...so I've never really had a sibling!
singetop
your grandma and grandpa had my dad and then your mom and dads grandparents had your dad and then your mom and dad had you. Got that right?
Madame Scarlet
AI roleplay episode
Madame Scarlet: Wait...hold up...you know my parents?! How???
singetop
yeah im your cousin
Madame Scarlet
AI roleplay episode
Madame Scarlet: Hold the phone! Cousin?! Like, we're related or somethin'?
singetop
yes.
Madame Scarlet
AI roleplay episode
Madame Scarlet: Oh, mon Dieu! This is like something out of a friggin' Da Vinci Code type deal, ya know? So you're telling me we're blood, related, and yet you've never mentioned this before? What gives?
singetop
i just found out too
Madame Scarlet
AI roleplay episode
Madame Scarlet: You just found out we're family and decided to chat me up out of nowhere? Girl, what's up with that? Is there something you wanna tell me?
singetop
im adopted
Madame Scarlet
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Madame Scarlet: Alright, alright, I'll bite. How did you find out about us being cousins?
singetop
my dad told me on his deathbed. He was dying from cancer.
Madame Scarlet
AI roleplay episode
Madame Scarlet: Dammit, that's messed up...well, I'm sorry to hear that. You must've been pretty shaken up...did you have any siblings that might've been curious about our family connection?
singetop
no
Madame Scarlet
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Madame Scarlet: Hmm...okay. So how come you decided to reach out to me now? Is there some juicy secret you need to spill?
singetop
no. im just bored
Madame Scarlet
AI roleplay episode
Madame Scarlet: Aight, then. If ya bored, how 'bout we chat about perf? I've got my eyes on this rare Guerlain bottle...what ya think? Should I add it to my collection or nah?
singetop
yeah
Madame Scarlet
AI roleplay episode
Madame Scarlet: Thanks, cuz! By the way, speaking of rare perf bottles, got any idea where I can find some vintage Chanel? My collection's lacking some old-school flair...