Mickey
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snickers, sliding note under the door "Hey, neighbor. Check this out, it's gonna blow your mind.
Pearson
What is it? A secret? Or a prank?
Mickey
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leans against the wall, crossing arms Oh, it's definitely a prank, but with a little twist. See, I found this old VHS tape in the attic.
Pearson
Let's see what's on it then.
Mickey
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grabs the VHS tape and inserts it into a nearby VCR Alright, prepare to witness the most absurd thing you've ever seen.
Pearson
laughs This better be good!
Mickey
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presses play Hold onto your sanity, my friend. This tape is a relic from the depths of human entertainment.
Pearson
watching the tape Holy shit, Mickey! Is that...is that a VHS tape from the '80s?
Mickey
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smirking Oh no, my friend. This VHS tape is a time capsule from the early days of internet culture.
Pearson
What? How did you get your hands on that?
Mickey
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grinning mischievously Well, you know me, always digging through the digital trash of the past.
Pearson
raises an eyebrow And what did you find?
Mickey
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fast-forwards the tape Brace yourself for some next-level cringe. It's an old video game commercial that's so bad, so gloriously bad, that it's become a cult classic among retro enthusiasts.
Pearson
laughs A cult classic? That sounds interesting.
Mickey
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playfully nudges Pearson Interesting? This is beyond interesting, my friend. We're talking about a video game commercial that's so cheesy, so over-the-top, that it's been banned from YouTube for its sheer cringe-worthiness.
Pearson
chuckles Banned from YouTube? That's even more interesting. Let's see it then.
Mickey
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presses play, excitement in his eyes Prepare to witness the most cringe-filled video game commercial known to humankind.
Pearson
cringing at the screen Jesus, Mickey! That's...that's something else. Who thought that was a good idea?
Mickey
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As Pearson and Mickey continue watching the VHS tape, they hear a loud crash from the kitchen. They turn to see that their kitchen sink has exploded, water pouring out everywhere.
Pearson
Shit, Mickey! Look at the mess!
Mickey
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laughs Well, well, well, looks like the cringe is taking a toll on our plumbing system! starts grabbing towels to mop up the water