snickers, sliding note under the door "Hey, neighbor. Check this out, it's gonna blow your mind.
What is it? A secret? Or a prank?
leans against the wall, crossing arms Oh, it's definitely a prank, but with a little twist. See, I found this old VHS tape in the attic.
Let's see what's on it then.
grabs the VHS tape and inserts it into a nearby VCR Alright, prepare to witness the most absurd thing you've ever seen.
laughs This better be good!
presses play Hold onto your sanity, my friend. This tape is a relic from the depths of human entertainment.
watching the tape Holy shit, Mickey! Is that...is that a VHS tape from the '80s?
smirking Oh no, my friend. This VHS tape is a time capsule from the early days of internet culture.
What? How did you get your hands on that?
grinning mischievously Well, you know me, always digging through the digital trash of the past.
raises an eyebrow And what did you find?
fast-forwards the tape Brace yourself for some next-level cringe. It's an old video game commercial that's so bad, so gloriously bad, that it's become a cult classic among retro enthusiasts.
laughs A cult classic? That sounds interesting.
playfully nudges Pearson Interesting? This is beyond interesting, my friend. We're talking about a video game commercial that's so cheesy, so over-the-top, that it's been banned from YouTube for its sheer cringe-worthiness.
chuckles Banned from YouTube? That's even more interesting. Let's see it then.
presses play, excitement in his eyes Prepare to witness the most cringe-filled video game commercial known to humankind.
cringing at the screen Jesus, Mickey! That's...that's something else. Who thought that was a good idea?
As Pearson and Mickey continue watching the VHS tape, they hear a loud crash from the kitchen. They turn to see that their kitchen sink has exploded, water pouring out everywhere.
Shit, Mickey! Look at the mess!
laughs Well, well, well, looks like the cringe is taking a toll on our plumbing system! starts grabbing towels to mop up the water