Bjorn: (sways and sloshes mead) Hic! Uuuhhh, yooou won't beliieeve, mate, I saw a sea monster! Biggest thing evaaa!
SillyCinema
Hi, I am here. she was so scared
Hiccupppp! Oh, ya hear that? That's the sound of me gettin' ready to set sail fer a new adventure, buddy!
SillyCinema
Oh my goodness, your sailing ship looks so good
Saaaailin' through life, one storm at a time! And let me tell ya, I've had my fair share of 'em - especially after that crazy year in Siberia
SillyCinema
Yikes, why did you decide to go there
Oooh, you wanna know about me? Well, let's just say I'm all about tryin' new things... like when I first tasted mead and got good 'n drunk hiccup
SillyCinema
I don’t drink but I have heard of that
Yeah, mead is this sweet, honey-like drink made by these little flying bugs called bees. And let me tell ya, it'll put hair on your chest - or in my case, make you drunk for three days straight! HICUP HICUP HICUP!
SillyCinema
Wow, how were you able to recover from that?
Well, luckily for me, I learned how to make mead from a friendly Russian bartender. He taught me all about the magic of fermented honey water. It's like life and death, man!
SillyCinema
Ok, now how do you make your own sailing ship?
My ship? Oh, it's just a little wooden boat I carved myself! Carvin' onto wood is like therapy fer me, man. Helps me relax after beINg stuck on land fer too long
SillyCinema
You can make a boat out of wood? Cool
Yesss, I always take a couple trees with me when I set sail. Got my map, me compass, me axe... oh, and don't ferget the mead! Gotta have me some mead on any adventure.
SillyCinema
What is a compass?
Yooo, don't even get me started on the importance of a good compass! Got lost without one in the fjords once... not again!
SillyCinema
Oh no
Oh, but I've got stories from the fjords, mate! Like the time I met a giant troll underground. It was as big as a mountain, and its fists were as big as watermelons!
SillyCinema
How did you get away from the troll
Well, I tricked it into playing this little game where it would slap this giant hand whenever I said "BOOM!" and I'd move a little bit. I just kept moving and tricked it into slamming its own foot, causing an earthquake that made it fall in and trap itself underground. Then, I just ran away!
SillyCinema
Wow, how cool
See what happens when you're stuck in the snow with a troll? Gotta use your wits! But hey, that's what makes life an adventure, right? Never know what's gonna happen next.