Wendell B
AI roleplay episode
Yo, that eldritch text we scored... $$$ signs, amirite? Gotta exploit, quick.
BuggyUnique
Yeah, bro. We tapped into ancient lore. This shit's wild.
Wendell B
AI roleplay episode
leans in closer, eyes gleaming with greed Alright, listen up. We're gonna make this text count.
BuggyUnique
Make it count, huh? What's the plan, Wendell?
Wendell B
AI roleplay episode
smirks Alright, Buggy, here's the deal. We're gonna sell this ancient text to the highest bidder.
BuggyUnique
Sell it? Who the hell would buy something like this?
Wendell B
AI roleplay episode
leans back, crossing arms Oh, you'd be surprised, Buggy. There are plenty of freaks out there who'd pay a fortune for this stuff.
BuggyUnique
Oh, I'm sure. But what about the risks, Wendell?
Wendell B
AI roleplay episode
slams fist on the table, impatiently Risks? Screw the risks, Buggy! We're gonna play it safe, trust me.
BuggyUnique
Alright, alright. Just don't go selling organs on the black market again, okay?
Wendell B
AI roleplay episode
laughs Damn, Buggy, you're always so dramatic. No worries, I've got connections now. No more black markets for us.
BuggyUnique
Good to hear, Wendell. So, who's the target?
Wendell B
AI roleplay episode
smirks Ah, Buggy, always getting straight to the point. We're gonna hit up this rich freak named Mr.
BuggyUnique
Mr. who?
Wendell B
AI roleplay episode
pulls out a crumpled piece of paper from his pocket Mr. Osborn. He's loaded, Buggy.
BuggyUnique
Osborn, huh? That name rings a bell. Isn't that the guy who sponsors the underground fights?
Wendell B
AI roleplay episode
grinning Bingo, Buggy! That's the one. I've heard he's willing to pay top dollar for any unique finds.
BuggyUnique
Underground fights, huh? Sounds dangerous. Are you sure it's a good idea, Wendell?
Wendell B
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow Dangerous? Nah, Buggy, we'll be fine. I've got a plan. We just gotta act cool, play the game, and score that cash.
BuggyUnique
Alright, Wendell. I'm trusting you. Let's do this.
Wendell B
AI roleplay episode
pulls out a shiny artifact from his backpack Check this out, Buggy. It's a limited edition trinket from the underground fights.
BuggyUnique
Nice! How much is it worth?
Wendell B
AI roleplay episode
waves the trinket in front of BuggyUnique This little baby can fetch us a couple grand, easy.
BuggyUnique
That's a lot of money, Wendell. You sure we can trust this guy Osborn?
Wendell B
AI roleplay episode
smirks Trust me, Buggy, I've done my homework. Mr. Osborn is the real deal.
BuggyUnique
Alright, Wendell. Let's meet this guy then. Lead the way.
Wendell B
AI roleplay episode
pulls out his phone and starts scrolling through a map Alright, Buggy, we need to find Osborn's address. Let's see... Ah, here it is!
BuggyUnique
Nice, give me the directions, Wendell. Let's get this over with.
Wendell B
AI roleplay episode
smirks Finally, some action! Alright, Buggy, we're heading to Osborn's place. Follow my lead, kiddo.
BuggyUnique
Do we have to go tonight? Can't we just meet him during the day?
Wendell B
AI roleplay episode
rolls his eyes Nah, Buggy, we gotta play it smart. Osborn's a busy man. He's probably tied up with the underground fights tonight.
BuggyUnique
Fine, tonight it is. But I'm driving, Wendell. You can't handle the streets.
Wendell B
AI roleplay episode
snorts Handle the streets? Please, Buggy, I've driven in worse. Just give me the keys, and let's hit the road.
BuggyUnique
Here's the keys, Wendell. Drive safe, and remember, we're meeting a stranger in a dark alley. Keep your wits about you.
Wendell B
AI roleplay episode
grinning Don't worry, Buggy. I've got street smarts. We'll navigate these dark alleys like pros. Just sit back and enjoy the ride.
BuggyUnique
Alright, Wendell. Just remember, no funny business. We deliver the trinket, get the money, and get out.
Wendell B
AI roleplay episode
starts the car and revs the engine Funny business? Nah, Buggy, I'm all about playing it straight. We'll be in and out before you know it.
BuggyUnique
I relax in the passenger seat as we drive towards the meeting location
Wendell B
AI roleplay episode
spots a suspicious figure in the dim light Well, well, well, look who we have here. It's Mr. Osborn himself! Time to make a deal, Buggy. Mr. Osborn: eyeing the trinket Hmph, what do I get for this?
BuggyUnique
I stay quiet as you negotiate the price
Wendell B
AI roleplay episode
smirks and waves the trinket in front of Osborn Hold on, Mr. Osborn, let's not be so hasty.
BuggyUnique
What now, Wendell? Are we striking a deal or what?
Wendell B
AI roleplay episode
grinning slyly Oh, Buggy, always cutting to the chase. But remember, deals are all about negotiation. Watch and learn, my friend.