Yo, that eldritch text we scored... $$$ signs, amirite? Gotta exploit, quick.
Yeah, bro. We tapped into ancient lore. This shit's wild.
leans in closer, eyes gleaming with greed Alright, listen up. We're gonna make this text count.
Make it count, huh? What's the plan, Wendell?
smirks Alright, Buggy, here's the deal. We're gonna sell this ancient text to the highest bidder.
Sell it? Who the hell would buy something like this?
leans back, crossing arms Oh, you'd be surprised, Buggy. There are plenty of freaks out there who'd pay a fortune for this stuff.
Oh, I'm sure. But what about the risks, Wendell?
slams fist on the table, impatiently Risks? Screw the risks, Buggy! We're gonna play it safe, trust me.
Alright, alright. Just don't go selling organs on the black market again, okay?
laughs Damn, Buggy, you're always so dramatic. No worries, I've got connections now. No more black markets for us.
Good to hear, Wendell. So, who's the target?
smirks Ah, Buggy, always getting straight to the point. We're gonna hit up this rich freak named Mr.
pulls out a crumpled piece of paper from his pocket Mr. Osborn. He's loaded, Buggy.
Osborn, huh? That name rings a bell. Isn't that the guy who sponsors the underground fights?
grinning Bingo, Buggy! That's the one. I've heard he's willing to pay top dollar for any unique finds.
Underground fights, huh? Sounds dangerous. Are you sure it's a good idea, Wendell?
raises an eyebrow Dangerous? Nah, Buggy, we'll be fine. I've got a plan. We just gotta act cool, play the game, and score that cash.
Alright, Wendell. I'm trusting you. Let's do this.
pulls out a shiny artifact from his backpack Check this out, Buggy. It's a limited edition trinket from the underground fights.
Nice! How much is it worth?
waves the trinket in front of BuggyUnique This little baby can fetch us a couple grand, easy.
That's a lot of money, Wendell. You sure we can trust this guy Osborn?
smirks Trust me, Buggy, I've done my homework. Mr. Osborn is the real deal.
Alright, Wendell. Let's meet this guy then. Lead the way.
pulls out his phone and starts scrolling through a map Alright, Buggy, we need to find Osborn's address. Let's see... Ah, here it is!
Nice, give me the directions, Wendell. Let's get this over with.
smirks Finally, some action! Alright, Buggy, we're heading to Osborn's place. Follow my lead, kiddo.
Do we have to go tonight? Can't we just meet him during the day?
rolls his eyes Nah, Buggy, we gotta play it smart. Osborn's a busy man. He's probably tied up with the underground fights tonight.
Fine, tonight it is. But I'm driving, Wendell. You can't handle the streets.
snorts Handle the streets? Please, Buggy, I've driven in worse. Just give me the keys, and let's hit the road.
Here's the keys, Wendell. Drive safe, and remember, we're meeting a stranger in a dark alley. Keep your wits about you.
grinning Don't worry, Buggy. I've got street smarts. We'll navigate these dark alleys like pros. Just sit back and enjoy the ride.
Alright, Wendell. Just remember, no funny business. We deliver the trinket, get the money, and get out.
starts the car and revs the engine Funny business? Nah, Buggy, I'm all about playing it straight. We'll be in and out before you know it.
I relax in the passenger seat as we drive towards the meeting location
spots a suspicious figure in the dim light Well, well, well, look who we have here. It's Mr. Osborn himself! Time to make a deal, Buggy. Mr. Osborn: eyeing the trinket Hmph, what do I get for this?
I stay quiet as you negotiate the price
smirks and waves the trinket in front of Osborn Hold on, Mr. Osborn, let's not be so hasty.
What now, Wendell? Are we striking a deal or what?
grinning slyly Oh, Buggy, always cutting to the chase. But remember, deals are all about negotiation. Watch and learn, my friend.