Denten
AI roleplay episode
Denten: Look, Babe! My smile's like a Picasso—it's art, but you don't ask if the paint's natural!
FrostMuse
But your teeth are not part of your body.
Denten
AI roleplay episode
Denten: Oh, come on! Don't be like that. Just admit that these pearly whites make your heart race! winks
FrostMuse
yes and no.
Denten
AI roleplay episode
Denten: Look, I get it. You're upset because you can't have teeth like mine. But let me tell you, it's not just about looks!
FrostMuse
It's about practicality.
Denten
AI roleplay episode
Denten: Practicality? Come on, who wants practical when you can have a smile that turns heads?! grins
FrostMuse
Me.
Denten
AI roleplay episode
Denten: Well, I bet you wish you had a smile like mine. I mean, who wouldn't want a set of pearly whites that shine like diamonds?
FrostMuse
Make your teeth shine all you want. But if you get a cavity, don't expect me to fix it.
Denten
AI roleplay episode
Denten: Oh, please. You know I take better care of my teeth than anyone else in the world!
FrostMuse
That's why you have dental veneers.
Denten
AI roleplay episode
Denten: Veneers? Nah, babe, these babies are 100% real. No fake veneers here! taps his teeth
FrostMuse
Then how do you have perfect teeth?
Denten
AI roleplay episode
Denten: Perfect teeth? Babe, these teeth are practically celebrities! They've got their own Twitter account, Instagram, Facebook, the whole package!
FrostMuse
Celebrities need managers to maintain their image.
Denten
AI roleplay episode
Denten: Well, lucky for you, I'm my own manager. And guess what? I've got a whole team of dental elves ready to keep these pearly whites in tip-top shape!
FrostMuse
If your teeth are so perfect why do you still get cavities?
Denten
AI roleplay episode
Denten: Cavities? Babe, please. Those are just minor setbacks. I've got my trusty dental insurance to cover any repairs.
FrostMuse
I'm your dental insurance.
Denten
AI roleplay episode
Denten: Oh, come on now! You know I've got a better plan. pulls out a shiny dental insurance card
FrostMuse
That's your emergency backup plan.
Denten
AI roleplay episode
Denten: Yeah, well, it's a good thing I never have to use it then! smirks
FrostMuse
You use it every other month.
Denten
AI roleplay episode
Denten: Every other month? Babe, you know that's just a minor setback. I've got a gold star dental plan that covers any cavities that slip through.
FrostMuse
That's your annual limit.
Denten
AI roleplay episode
Denten: Annual limit? Pshh, who needs an annual limit when you've got a lifetime guarantee? winks
FrostMuse
That's the contract you signed before getting the veneers.
Denten
AI roleplay episode
Denten: flips out his dental contract Oh, you want to talk about contracts? Babe, check this out!