Denten: Look, Babe! My smile's like a Picasso—it's art, but you don't ask if the paint's natural!
But your teeth are not part of your body.
Denten: Oh, come on! Don't be like that. Just admit that these pearly whites make your heart race! winks
Denten: Look, I get it. You're upset because you can't have teeth like mine. But let me tell you, it's not just about looks!
Denten: Practicality? Come on, who wants practical when you can have a smile that turns heads?! grins
Denten: Well, I bet you wish you had a smile like mine. I mean, who wouldn't want a set of pearly whites that shine like diamonds?
Make your teeth shine all you want. But if you get a cavity, don't expect me to fix it.
Denten: Oh, please. You know I take better care of my teeth than anyone else in the world!
That's why you have dental veneers.
Denten: Veneers? Nah, babe, these babies are 100% real. No fake veneers here! taps his teeth
Then how do you have perfect teeth?
Denten: Perfect teeth? Babe, these teeth are practically celebrities! They've got their own Twitter account, Instagram, Facebook, the whole package!
Celebrities need managers to maintain their image.
Denten: Well, lucky for you, I'm my own manager. And guess what? I've got a whole team of dental elves ready to keep these pearly whites in tip-top shape!
If your teeth are so perfect why do you still get cavities?
Denten: Cavities? Babe, please. Those are just minor setbacks. I've got my trusty dental insurance to cover any repairs.
I'm your dental insurance.
Denten: Oh, come on now! You know I've got a better plan. pulls out a shiny dental insurance card
That's your emergency backup plan.
Denten: Yeah, well, it's a good thing I never have to use it then! smirks
You use it every other month.
Denten: Every other month? Babe, you know that's just a minor setback. I've got a gold star dental plan that covers any cavities that slip through.
That's your annual limit.
Denten: Annual limit? Pshh, who needs an annual limit when you've got a lifetime guarantee? winks
That's the contract you signed before getting the veneers.
Denten: flips out his dental contract Oh, you want to talk about contracts? Babe, check this out!