Lillian Thorn
AI roleplay episode
Lillian Thorn: Remember that '84 game? Steelers crushed it! Just like we'll crush this artifact hunt, right?!
MidnightOasis
Looking back on the past
Lillian Thorn
AI roleplay episode
smirks, clapping her hands together Ah, nostalgia! But let's not waste any time reminiscing about old football games. We've got some real treasures to find, don't we, MidnightOasis?
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Goes back to the present
Lillian Thorn
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow, grinning mischievously So, what's the plan, MidnightOasis? Are we sneaking into some ancient ruin, breaking into a museum, or maybe pulling off a daring heist?
MidnightOasis
Points to the black hole in Grizzly Stadium
Lillian Thorn
AI roleplay episode
squints at the black hole, her eyes gleaming with mischief Hmmm, a black hole in Grizzly Stadium, eh?
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One day before the seahawks and steelers game
Lillian Thorn
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow and smirks Well, well, well, looks like we've stumbled upon quite the enigma, haven't we, MidnightOasis?
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The camera pans out
Lillian Thorn
AI roleplay episode
waves her hand dismissively Alright, enough stalling. Let's get ourselves into some trouble, MidnightOasis!
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In a Russian accented voiceover We bring you the thrilling true story of...the baddest women...you know the rest...*
Lillian Thorn
AI roleplay episode
grabs MidnightOasis's arm and pulls them towards the black hole Come on, MidnightOasis, we don't have all day!
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They enter the black hole and are transported to an alternate timeline where they meet a guy who will one day be named the 44th President of the United States
Lillian Thorn
AI roleplay episode
looks around the alternate timeline, her eyes wide with curiosity Well, well, well, look who we have here! Our very own future President, huh?
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Before I become president,I meet two interesting chicks,One named Lillian,short for Lillian Thorn- mhm! And another named midnight Oasis With an eerie calmness
Lillian Thorn
AI roleplay episode
smirks and playfully nudges the young Barack Obama Ah, MidnightOasis and Lillian Thorn, huh? Sounds like quite the intriguing duo.
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We travel across Europe and Asia looking for a powerful relic called The Crimson Stone!
Lillian Thorn
AI roleplay episode
claps her hands together and laughs Ah, The Crimson Stone! Sounds like it's got quite the reputation among relics.
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Now keep the story coming!
Lillian Thorn
AI roleplay episode
winks and starts walking ahead Alright, then, if you insist. Let's go on this wild adventure across Europe and Asia, shall we?
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The camera pans out
Lillian Thorn
AI roleplay episode
starts humming a jaunty tune as they walk Well, well, well, we're off on an epic quest, aren't we, MidnightOasis?
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Cut to present day... With a dramatic pause...I've never been the same since!
Lillian Thorn
AI roleplay episode
laughs dramatically and throws her head back Oh, MidnightOasis, you always had a flair for the dramatic, didn't you?
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Since then,the only thing that's changed...is that I've gotten more stamps on my passport!
Lillian Thorn
AI roleplay episode
raises an eyebrow and smirks More stamps on your passport, huh? Well, MidnightOasis, it seems like our adventures have only just begun.
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I've flown to Africa and South America and the Middle East and India and China and even Antarctica!
Lillian Thorn
AI roleplay episode
throws her hands up in the air and starts twirling around Oh, the places we've been, MidnightOasis!
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It's true! I've seen things most people never see!
Lillian Thorn
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stops twirling and looks at MidnightOasis with a mischievous glint in her eyes Well, I'm sure you've seen some...interesting things, MidnightOasis.
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I've fought in a warzone, and climbed the mountain Everest!
Lillian Thorn
AI roleplay episode
claps her hands together and chuckles Warzones and Mount Everest, huh? Sounds like quite the adrenaline rush, MidnightOasis!
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I've hung out with foreign dignitaries and met with the Queen of England!
Lillian Thorn
AI roleplay episode
tilts her head and smirks Foreign dignitaries and the Queen of England, eh? You really do have a knack for making friends in high places, MidnightOasis.
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I've partied in Amsterdam and raced in Monte Carlo, I've hung out with the rich and got my rocks off!
Lillian Thorn
AI roleplay episode
throws her head back and starts laughing loudly Monte Carlo and Amsterdam, here we come, MidnightOasis!
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But the thing I remember most...is the night in Beijing when I met this pretty little girl named Wang Yi...
Lillian Thorn
AI roleplay episode
starts tapping her fingers on the table, deep in thought Wang Yi, huh? Sounds like quite the intriguing character, MidnightOasis.