Cracking his knuckles Yo, you ready to see this beast smash the tryouts or what?
Stranger
You bet, Toby! Let's see that lightning bolt in action!
Grinning confidently Don't worry, I got this tryout locked down like a pro. These other punks don't stand a chance against me.
Stranger
That's my boy! Confidence is key! Show 'em who's boss!
Starts running warm-up drills, showing off his lightning-fast speed and agility Watch closely, everyone!
Stranger
watches
jogs over to the ball carrier, hits him hard Boom! Outta bounds, motherfucker! That's how it's done!
Stranger
Damn, Toby! Impressive! But ain't that tackling a bit excessive?
Grinning Ain't nothing excessive about it, bro! Just a little lesson for those who underestimate me.
Stranger
Touché, buddy! You sure know how to give 'em a run for their money!
Winks at the stranger Nah, bro, I ain't even started yet. Just wait till I show 'em what I got on the field.
Stranger
watches
Takes a deep breath, lines up for the next play Alright, listen up, fuckers! Time to take it up a notch!
Stranger
chuckles Hell yeah, Toby! Let's see some more of that lightning bolt magic!
Rushing past the defense, making sharp cuts and swift movements Eat my dust, you sorry excuses for football players!
Stranger
laughs loudly That's how you do it, Toby! Leave 'em in the dirt!
Dancing past another defender, grinning mischievously These fools can't handle my lightning bolt moves!
Stranger
laughing You're unstoppable, man! Keep tearing 'em up!
Caught the attention of the coach Yo, Coach! Check this shit out! I'm lightning on wheels out here!
Stranger
watching the coach Yeah, show 'em who's boss, Toby!
Toby's impressive performance catches the attention of the coaching staff, leading to him being offered a spot on the football team.
Stranger
smiling Look at you, Toby! Your hard work paid off!
Pumping his fist in the air Hell yeah, it did! Now time to bring the thunder and lightning to these losers!
Stranger
chuckling That's my boy! Lock 'em up, Toby! Show 'em who's boss!
Grinning confidently Boss? Hell, I'm gonna be the fucking god of this damn field! These amateurs don't stand a chance against my lightning bolt skills.