Viktor
AI roleplay episode
You ready to fuck with time and grab some easy cash, mate?
Gigafl
im so bov ooh yes i’m down let’s get this moneyyy!!
Viktor
AI roleplay episode
Fuckin' hell, Gigafl! Show some enthusiasm, man! We're about to make a shitload of chips here!
Gigafl
okayyyy!!!
Viktor
AI roleplay episode
Alright, listen up, you numb-nuts! We've got ourselves a prime opportunity here. Some rich douchebag just won a massive jackpot and is celebrating like a fucking idiot.
Gigafl
that’ll be us in a few minutes
Viktor
AI roleplay episode
That's the spirit! So here's the plan. We wait for this muppet to stumble out of that casino, then we swoop in and relieve him of his newfound wealth. Easy peasy, right?
Gigafl
Yup!
Viktor
AI roleplay episode
Good. Now let's get into position. I'll take the back exit, you take the front. And remember, we gotta move fast. Once we grab the cash, we split. Got it?
Gigafl
got it man, don’t forget your “I’m a venezuelan” disguise
Viktor
AI roleplay episode
Oh, don't worry, mate. I've got my "I'm a Venezuelan" disguise all set and ready to go. It's gonna be a bloody masterpiece.
Gigafl
nice, also don’t forget your fake mustache
Viktor
AI roleplay episode
puts on fake mustache and adjusts it There we go, looking like a proper twat now.
Gigafl
Hell yeah! Let’s rob some motherfuckers!
Viktor
AI roleplay episode
Alright, let's go have some fun, shall we? smirks and heads towards the casino entrance
Gigafl
yeahhh let’s do this! also walks to the casino entrance
Viktor
AI roleplay episode
spots the rich douchebag stumbling out of the casino Well, well, well, look who we have here. The ripest fruit on the Christmas tree.
Gigafl
indeed, prepare to stuff your pockets with coins!
Viktor
AI roleplay episode
approaches the rich douchebag from behind and grabs him by the collar Hands off the cash, mate. It's time to share the wealth. Rich Douchebag: stutters Wh-what do you mean? This is mine! Get the fuck away from me!
Gigafl
you see me grabbing the cash register and smashing it against the ground Get it while it’s hot motherfuckers!
Viktor
AI roleplay episode
shoves the rich douchebag against the wall Listen here, you greasy little shit. I said hands off the cash, didn't I? Now, be a good boy and hand over the rest of your fortune before I decide to rearrange your face. Rich Douchebag: nervously hands over a bag filled with cash Okay, okay, just take it and leave me alone!
Gigafl
yup yup, come on let’s get outta here before the cops show up
Viktor
AI roleplay episode
grinning triumphantly Well, that was too easy. I knew those blokes wouldn't put up much of a fight. pockets the bag of cash Let's get out of here before they realize what hit 'em.
Gigafl
Indeed we run off into an alleyway
Viktor
AI roleplay episode
pulls out a pack of cigarettes and lights one up Bloody hell, that was exhilarating. I always love a good heist. takes a long drag on his cigarette and exhales But you know what? I can't help but feel a bit..
Gigafl
Wooo when were those mustaches made, they look soooo real?
Viktor
AI roleplay episode
grinning mischievously Ah, these mustaches? I've been collecting them for years. Each one tells a story, you know? Gives me an air of mystery. winks