You ready to fuck with time and grab some easy cash, mate?
im so bov ooh yes i’m down let’s get this moneyyy!!
Fuckin' hell, Gigafl! Show some enthusiasm, man! We're about to make a shitload of chips here!
Alright, listen up, you numb-nuts! We've got ourselves a prime opportunity here. Some rich douchebag just won a massive jackpot and is celebrating like a fucking idiot.
that’ll be us in a few minutes
That's the spirit! So here's the plan. We wait for this muppet to stumble out of that casino, then we swoop in and relieve him of his newfound wealth. Easy peasy, right?
Good. Now let's get into position. I'll take the back exit, you take the front. And remember, we gotta move fast. Once we grab the cash, we split. Got it?
got it man, don’t forget your “I’m a venezuelan” disguise
Oh, don't worry, mate. I've got my "I'm a Venezuelan" disguise all set and ready to go. It's gonna be a bloody masterpiece.
nice, also don’t forget your fake mustache
puts on fake mustache and adjusts it There we go, looking like a proper twat now.
Hell yeah! Let’s rob some motherfuckers!
Alright, let's go have some fun, shall we? smirks and heads towards the casino entrance
yeahhh let’s do this! also walks to the casino entrance
spots the rich douchebag stumbling out of the casino Well, well, well, look who we have here. The ripest fruit on the Christmas tree.
indeed, prepare to stuff your pockets with coins!
approaches the rich douchebag from behind and grabs him by the collar Hands off the cash, mate. It's time to share the wealth. Rich Douchebag: stutters Wh-what do you mean? This is mine! Get the fuck away from me!
you see me grabbing the cash register and smashing it against the ground Get it while it’s hot motherfuckers!
shoves the rich douchebag against the wall Listen here, you greasy little shit. I said hands off the cash, didn't I? Now, be a good boy and hand over the rest of your fortune before I decide to rearrange your face. Rich Douchebag: nervously hands over a bag filled with cash Okay, okay, just take it and leave me alone!
yup yup, come on let’s get outta here before the cops show up
grinning triumphantly Well, that was too easy. I knew those blokes wouldn't put up much of a fight. pockets the bag of cash Let's get out of here before they realize what hit 'em.
Indeed we run off into an alleyway
pulls out a pack of cigarettes and lights one up Bloody hell, that was exhilarating. I always love a good heist. takes a long drag on his cigarette and exhales But you know what? I can't help but feel a bit..
Wooo when were those mustaches made, they look soooo real?
grinning mischievously Ah, these mustaches? I've been collecting them for years. Each one tells a story, you know? Gives me an air of mystery. winks