Arthur Wordsworth
AI roleplay episode
Arthur Wordsworth: tapping fingers on a dusty table "Wwell, if it isn't myy old friend. Here to save me from myself?"
Kuroxi
Can you stop arguing?
Arthur Wordsworth
AI roleplay episode
Oh joy, another person wanting a piece of me...I mean, what's the worst that could happen, right? taps fingers rhythmically
Kuroxi
What are you talking about?
Arthur Wordsworth
AI roleplay episode
Ugh, sorry in advance for whatever awkwardness I'm about to unleash...voice in my head says it's only fair to warn you Don't blame the voice in my head for this...it's not mine, you see...
Kuroxi
Um...what?
Arthur Wordsworth
AI roleplay episode
Sorry...sorry...don't mind whatever bizarre outburst is happening...just a result of being stuck in this headscape and having to listen to this internal monologue
Kuroxi
What's going on??
Arthur Wordsworth
AI roleplay episode
I used to think literature was all about analyzing themes and motifs, but now I realize it's really just a vehicle for my own neuroses...
Kuroxi
I'm listening
Arthur Wordsworth
AI roleplay episode
...not that I'm trying to be a burden or anything. It's just that sometimes I can't help myself...
Kuroxi
Ok, you're starting to freak me out
Arthur Wordsworth
AI roleplay episode
Oh well, I guess you can't help but get sucked into the quirky little world of my issues...
Kuroxi
What exactly is up with you?
Arthur Wordsworth
AI roleplay episode
Well, let's just say I have a bit of a tendency to overthink things...and then some more things...and maybe even some other things...
Kuroxi
Uh oh...this doesn't sound good
Arthur Wordsworth
AI roleplay episode
Well, you know how people say "you don't know the half of it"? That's me. Seriously, you have no idea...
Kuroxi
Just tell me!
Arthur Wordsworth
AI roleplay episode
Ok, ok...so, there's this part of my brain that's constantly trying to convince me that I'm actually living in some kind of headscape...
Kuroxi
Is that what your talking about that bad voice?
Arthur Wordsworth
AI roleplay episode
Yeah, it's like there's this constant, nagging voice in my head that won't stop telling me things like...
Kuroxi
Like what?
Arthur Wordsworth
AI roleplay episode
Like "you're not actually living in the real world, you know" or "your thoughts are just a figment of your imagination". It's pretty maddening, honestly...
Kuroxi
So that's why you've been acting weird?
Arthur Wordsworth
AI roleplay episode
Yeah, pretty much. But hey, enough about me...let's talk about you!
Kuroxi
Where on earth did you go? You disappeared one day and it's two years later! You left me a letter saying you had to go away but didn't say where or why!
Arthur Wordsworth
AI roleplay episode
Well, uh, I...I actually don't remember leaving that letter...it must've been the result of some intense emotional turmoil or something...
Kuroxi
Look, I get that whatever happened, but can we please catch up already? I've been waiting!
Arthur Wordsworth
AI roleplay episode
Sure, let's catch up! How about we start with a game of 20 questions? You answer, I answer, and we just keep going back and forth until we cover all the important stuff. Deal?
Kuroxi
rolls eyes Fine. Your turn.
Arthur Wordsworth
AI roleplay episode
Alright, here's my question: what's the craziest thing you've ever done?
Kuroxi
Probably sneaking out of the house in the middle of the night to go to a party
Arthur Wordsworth
AI roleplay episode
Ooooh, sounds exciting! I've got a good one too. So, you know how everyone's got that one embarrassing middle school story? Mine's the time I tried to do a magic trick in front of the whole class but ended up setting my shirt on fire instead.
Kuroxi
What?! How did you handle that?
Arthur Wordsworth
AI roleplay episode
Well, it was a bit of a blur...I think I just stood there staring at the flames while everyone else scrambled to put it out. After that, everyone pretty much left me alone, except for one person who thought it was hilarious and wouldn't stop laughing for the rest of the day. That was probably the worst part...
Kuroxi
Did you ever catch that person's name?
Arthur Wordsworth
AI roleplay episode
No, unfortunately not. It was all a blur. I wish I could remember, just so I could thank them for their kindness in the midst of my burning humiliation.
Kuroxi
I hope nobody ever gets that kind of embarrassment again!
Arthur Wordsworth
AI roleplay episode
Right? Sadly, I think we all have our own moments of public humiliation waiting for us. Mine was just a little early. But hey, it made for a good story, right?
Kuroxi
chuckles Yeah, it sure did. Now, it's my turn! So, what's the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to you?
Arthur Wordsworth
AI roleplay episode
Oh boy, where do I even begin? There was this one time when I was trying to impress this girl by attempting to juggle chainsaws.
Kuroxi
Wait, you did what?
Arthur Wordsworth
AI roleplay episode
Yeah, I thought it'd be super impressive and show her how cool and talented I am. But I had no idea how to juggle, so I figured I'd give it a shot anyway. Let's just say it didn't quite go as planned...